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Old 20.04.2011, 16:03
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Who wants a bigger willy ?

OK, I am bored. So bored I spent time trawling through my Junk Mail to see if I may have missed anything.

For years now, I have been getting spam offering to assist me "Increasing the size of my manhood" Apparently 99% of women wished their man had a bigger knob/John Thomas/Penis/Willy/Pecker* (delete non-applicable)

Is that true ladies ? Do you wish your man had a bigger cock ? Men, are you satisfied with your dick ? (I once asked my girlfriend what she thought of mine, she replied "Like a Penis, but smaller" - She was a real charmer...)

If you did want a bigger shaft, how big would big be ?

Ladies, does size really matter ?

Gents, does a ladies opinion really matter ?

OK, I'll hand the mic over now...
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Old 20.04.2011, 16:06
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OK, I am bored. So bored I spent time trawling through my Junk Mail to see if I may have missed anything.

For years now, I have been getting spam offering to assist me "Increasing the size of my manhood" Apparently 99% of women wished their man had a bigger knob/John Thomas/Penis/Willy/Pecker* (delete non-applicable)

Is that true ladies ? Do you wish your man had a bigger cock ? Men, are you satisfied with your dick ? (I once asked my girlfriend what she thought of mine, she replied "Like a Penis, but smaller" - She was a real charmer...)

If you did want a bigger shaft, how big would big be ?

Ladies, does size really matter ?

Gent's, does a ladies opinion really matter ?

OK, I'll hand the mic over now...
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Old 20.04.2011, 16:07
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Re: Who want's a bigger willy ?

Where's the pole - pardon the pun...?
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Old 20.04.2011, 16:15
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Re: Who wants a bigger willy ?

The important question here is "Will it give me more pleasure?

P.S. You need to set of poles (no pun intended) one for female views and one for male.
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Old 20.04.2011, 16:19
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This Pole has no value ,needs 3-
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Old 20.04.2011, 16:20
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The important question here is "Will it give me more pleasure?

P.S. You need to set of poles (no pun intended) one for female views and one for male.
This is essentially a ladies poll... Do men really care ? Or vice versa...
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This is essentially a ladies poll... Do men really care ? Or vice versa...
I do, but only when masturbating. It should be big enough to sing Unchained Melody by Righteous Brothers in the meanwhile rather than Slow Jamz by Twista.
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Old 20.04.2011, 16:26
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I do, but only when masturbating. It should be big enough to sing Unchained Melody by Righteous Brothers in the meanwhile rather than Slow Jamz by Twista.
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Thread of insufficient quality/class for EF. Try here for this sort of discussion.
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