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Old 06.05.2011, 13:43
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This is a case for the mattress police.
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Old 06.05.2011, 13:44
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A manual for the bed no but for what you do in it may I suggest a copy of the karmasutra?
what condition is the book in?

I've got one but page 69 is missing.. and the suspense is killing me?
( I think the butler did it )
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Old 06.05.2011, 13:45
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what condition is the book in?

I've got one but page 69 is missing.. and the suspense is killing me?
( I think the butler did it )
It's in a used condition. Some pages are stuck together but page 69 is definitely there.
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Old 06.05.2011, 13:54
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It's in a used condition. Some pages are stuck together but page 69 is definitely there.
Can we get back on to the bed theme please?
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Old 06.05.2011, 14:01
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Can we get back on to the bed theme please?

Elementary my Dear Watson.

You have just returned home from a Bar, had 3 more than your usual 6 Martini's , used the spare key to get into your attractive neighbours bedroom, who has since moved out taking her bed and all the other furniture with her.

Failing that, your masked Gorilla date you picked up last night at the Blue Oyster Bar and tied up onto your bed with handcuffs got bored waiting for you after you slipped the Rohypnol into your glass instead of his. You passed out, he marched out in a fit of disgust with the bed still attached to his wrists and took the fifty bucks you agreed to pay for services yet to be rendered.
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Old 06.05.2011, 14:43
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Elementary my Dear Watson.

You have just returned home from a Bar, had 3 more than your usual 6 Martini's , used the spare key to get into your attractive neighbours bedroom, who has since moved out taking her bed and all the other furniture with her.

Failing that, your masked Gorilla date you picked up last night at the Blue Oyster Bar and tied up onto your bed with handcuffs got bored waiting for you after you slipped the Rohypnol into your glass instead of his. You passed out, he marched out in a fit of disgust with the bed still attached to his wrists and took the fifty bucks you agreed to pay for services yet to be rendered.
I did no such thing - after taking photographs I left; leaving him still attached to the bed - and the 50chf still in place.
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Old 06.05.2011, 15:14
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I did no such thing - after taking photographs I left; leaving him still attached to the bed - and the 50chf still in place.
grynch actually agreed to pay you 50 chuffs??! Definitely Switerland-ed.

PS: good to see you again mr G!

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Old 06.05.2011, 16:49
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I SHOULD get a job in a bank... all my English friends say "there goes Grynch, he's a real banker ya know"
I think thats what they say.

Along with "Kent, he's from Kent". Or something.
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Old 06.05.2011, 16:51
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Do you know what the funniest thing about parody threads is?

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