This cannot be serious!!!!

Why dont they try enjoying actual sex for once?!

Pah. The answers to questions 4 and 5 are wrong. It should be "none", just like for question 6...

even if you don't take the middle urinal you can have following situation:

- Excuse me Sir. Were you circumcised by Rabbi Shlomo?
- Yes! How did you guess that?
- Cause you're peeing on my shoes.

I did have a link to a different one which also had a cubicle option - but, if you took the cubicle when you should have "HTFU" and chosen a urinal, you scored even worse than if you chose the wrong place to stand....

unless you have 1 i wouldnt criticise

Urinal etiquettes?

And they call us women, complicated...

yes I 'm sure that was Albert's last wish:
" Victoria I'm dying I want you to name a museum, a music hall and a bolt through the c0ck after me.... sigh.." * dead...

Your Score

30 out of 60
Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.

I've heard of potential employers checking FB profiles and it is amazing the number of people who have "open for all to see" profiles.

could you please be a little more specific..?

i find the statement ambiguous..

EDIT:
but just for the record, i've neither had one, nor er.. um... "had" one.

Though there was this guy once... oh never mind. Off topic.

He wants to know, if you have your girlfriend's name (Ouchyboy) on your penis.

I know only one real man urinal etiquette, if you ask me. It's called real guys don't have trouble sitting down.

That kind of metro bling is really over the top, innit.

No deco, please, thanks. No dingelberries, either.

Ok, this metrosexually sensual thread is heading in some pretty revolting directions now... I feel

BTW... Would'nt one need to be clean shaven to get these exciting pieces of ornaments on the said places?

Soon the celebrities will join in too, but with actual jewels like diamonds and rubies and next you know is people getting mugged "Open your flies and give all of it to me"

Have you ever tried sitting on a urinal?

Every man should have to take this test and pass with 100% wth CarlosR's answers otherwise we could end up with this doomsday scenario:

well exactly but more fool them, savvy people don' have their profiles open

What's a dingelberry?

NVM... Checked on Google. I wish I hadn't...

Naw, but you know what I mean. At home. Where there is no threat of some perceived loss of masculinity .

Sowy.

I don't know many people who have banks of urinals at home...