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This cannot be serious!!!!

Why dont they try enjoying actual sex for once?!
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Old 19.05.2011, 10:44
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Pah. The answers to questions 4 and 5 are wrong. It should be "none", just like for question 6...
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Old 19.05.2011, 11:21
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

even if you don't take the middle urinal you can have following situation:

- Excuse me Sir. Were you circumcised by Rabbi Shlomo?
- Yes! How did you guess that?
- Cause you're peeing on my shoes.
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Old 19.05.2011, 11:46
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Pah. The answers to questions 4 and 5 are wrong. It should be "none", just like for question 6...
I did have a link to a different one which also had a cubicle option - but, if you took the cubicle when you should have "HTFU" and chosen a urinal, you scored even worse than if you chose the wrong place to stand....
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Old 19.05.2011, 12:15
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Are these for the guys who aren't "man" enough for a prince albert or dont have room to tattoo their girlfriends name?
unless you have 1 i wouldnt criticise
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Old 19.05.2011, 12:20
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

Urinal etiquettes?

And they call us women, complicated...
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Old 19.05.2011, 12:30
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unless you have 1 i wouldnt criticise
yes I 'm sure that was Albert's last wish:
" Victoria I'm dying I want you to name a museum, a music hall and a bolt through the c0ck after me.... sigh.." * dead...
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Old 19.05.2011, 12:32
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

Your Score

30 out of 60
Well, you barely passed. Odds are in favour that you are actually a female and have never experienced a male rest facility in all it's glory. That, or you're a guy who doesn't get out much. If we were you, we wouldn't be showin' your score off to any of our friends, since they can probably pee way better than you can.

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Old 19.05.2011, 13:45
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well a future employer would have to be accepted as a friend on facebook before they could view her vejazzle
I've heard of potential employers checking FB profiles and it is amazing the number of people who have "open for all to see" profiles.
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Old 19.05.2011, 13:52
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unless you have 1 i wouldnt criticise
could you please be a little more specific..?

i find the statement ambiguous..

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but just for the record, i've neither had one, nor er.. um... "had" one.

Though there was this guy once... oh never mind. Off topic.
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Old 19.05.2011, 13:57
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could you please be a little more specific..?

i find the statement ambiguous..
He wants to know, if you have your girlfriend's name (Ouchyboy) on your penis.
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Old 19.05.2011, 14:01
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He wants to know, if you have your girlfriend's name (Ouchyboy) on your penis.
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Old 19.05.2011, 14:07
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Urinal etiquettes?

And they call us women, complicated...
I know only one real man urinal etiquette, if you ask me. It's called real guys don't have trouble sitting down.

That kind of metro bling is really over the top, innit.

No deco, please, thanks. No dingelberries, either.

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Old 19.05.2011, 14:25
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

Ok, this metrosexually sensual thread is heading in some pretty revolting directions now... I feel

BTW... Would'nt one need to be clean shaven to get these exciting pieces of ornaments on the said places?

Soon the celebrities will join in too, but with actual jewels like diamonds and rubies and next you know is people getting mugged "Open your flies and give all of it to me"
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Old 19.05.2011, 14:27
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I know only one real man urinal etiquette, if you ask me. It's called real guys don't have trouble sitting down.
Have you ever tried sitting on a urinal?
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Old 19.05.2011, 14:30
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Every man should have to take this test and pass with 100% wth CarlosR's answers otherwise we could end up with this doomsday scenario:

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Old 19.05.2011, 14:50
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I've heard of potential employers checking FB profiles and it is amazing the number of people who have "open for all to see" profiles.
well exactly but more fool them, savvy people don' have their profiles open
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Old 19.05.2011, 15:07
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No deco, please, thanks. No dingelberries, either.
What's a dingelberry?

NVM... Checked on Google. I wish I hadn't...
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Old 19.05.2011, 15:19
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Have you ever tried sitting on a urinal?
Naw, but you know what I mean. At home. Where there is no threat of some perceived loss of masculinity .

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What's a dingelberry?

NVM... Checked on Google. I wish I hadn't...
Sowy.
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Old 19.05.2011, 15:22
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Naw, but you know what I mean. At home. Where there is no threat of some perceived loss of masculinity.
I don't know many people who have banks of urinals at home...
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