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Old 19.05.2011, 00:45
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Ooooh yeah... er, no!

I know some folks refer to their parts as "bits and bobs" but this really takes the cake:

Pejazzling!

Just in case you ever felt like you needed a bit of sparkle. (Personally, I blame the popularity of Twilight for guys suddenly wanting sparkles.)

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Old 19.05.2011, 00:48
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

Are these for the guys who aren't "man" enough for a prince albert or dont have room to tattoo their girlfriends name?
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Old 19.05.2011, 00:49
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

Imagine if one gets loose during sex. No thank you
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Old 19.05.2011, 00:50
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Imagine if one gets loose during sex. No thank you
imagine having to look for it(!!)
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Old 19.05.2011, 00:55
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

The male vajazzle? Great...
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Old 19.05.2011, 01:07
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

I can only imagine this as being part of a joke or a special costume (also more of a "joke" than "real") or something.

Ah well, people ARE strange after all.


Imagine the pickup line:
"Hey baby, have you ever wanted to dance under your own private disco ball? Well, I've got TWO! "


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Old 19.05.2011, 02:05
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I have a friend who had a vajazzle done of a pussy. The proof was on Facebook. And she's not even from Essex
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Old 19.05.2011, 02:49
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Old 19.05.2011, 08:26
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

This is just so wrong in every single way....
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Old 19.05.2011, 08:47
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I have a friend who had a vajazzle done of a pussy. The proof was on Facebook. And she's not even from Essex
Why oh why would you put this on FB? Surely she isn't friends with her Mum, siblings, work colleagues etc on there then?!
And oh the embarrassment of a future employer checking out her FB profile!!
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I dare you to add genital bling to the tags...
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Old 19.05.2011, 09:22
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Re: Ooooh yeah... er, no!

You can finally make nice pejazzle jokes:
This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.
Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
"No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads,
"Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day"
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Old 19.05.2011, 09:43
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You can finally make nice pejazzle jokes:
This fellow was so deeply in love that just before he was married, he had his bride's name tattooed on his love muscle. Normally, only the first and last letters were visible, although when he was aroused, the tattoo spelled out W-E-N-D-Y.
Now they're on their honeymoon at a resort in Montego Bay. One night, in the men's room, this fellow finds himself standing next to a tall Jamaican at the urinal. To his amazement, he notices that this man, too, has the letters W-Y tattooed on his penis.
"Excuse me," he says, "but I couldn't help noticing your tattoo. Do you have a girlfriend named Wendy?"
"No way, mon, I work for the Tourist board. Mine reads,
"Welcome to Jamaica, mon, have a nice day"
This joke would never happen, as all men know that "taking a peek" is a strict no-no and would cross all sorts of ethical, moral and civil boundaries.

Thank you for your attention. The fun police.

Back on topic...

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Old 19.05.2011, 09:51
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This joke would never happen, as all men know that "taking a peek" is a strict no-no and would cross all sorts of ethical, moral and civil boundaries.

Thank you for your attention. The fun police.

Back on topic...

Middle urinal etiquette
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Old 19.05.2011, 09:56
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Middle urinal etiquette


How many times do I need to say it?

There. Is. No. Middle. Urinal. Etiquette.

Go left or right. Never middle.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnOaMC8KHA4

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Old 19.05.2011, 10:05
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Why oh why would you put this on FB? Surely she isn't friends with her Mum, siblings, work colleagues etc on there then?!
And oh the embarrassment of a future employer checking out her FB profile!!
well a future employer would have to be accepted as a friend on facebook before they could view her vejazzle
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This joke would never happen, as all men know that "taking a peek" is a strict no-no and would cross all sorts of ethical, moral and civil boundaries.
There are men who say they dont look, and there are men who dont lie.
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Imagine the pickup line:
"Hey baby, have you ever wanted to dance under your own private disco ball? Well, I've got TWO! "

That's a good one *LOL*

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I have a friend who had a vajazzle done of a pussy. The proof was on Facebook. And she's not even from Essex
unbelievable
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How many times do I need to say it?

There. Is. No. Middle. Urinal. Etiquette.

Go left or right. Never middle.

You need this.

http://drinknation.com/fun/urinaltest

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