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Old 01.06.2011, 11:18
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Re: What can I get her? [Wife's birthday]

An iron
Set of kitchen knives
Vacuum cleaner
Sex undies, chosen especially by you, but the wrong colour. And size.
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:20
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An iron
Set of kitchen knives
Vacuum cleaner
Sex undies, chosen especially by you, but the wrong colour. And size.
she might find a use for 1 and 2 because of 4
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:20
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An iron
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Sex undies, chosen especially by you, but the wrong colour. And size.
I knew that Paddy was a charmer.
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:21
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Do they have that in Globus?
Yes and the charms are gorgeous.
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:22
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Re: What can I get her? [Wife's birthday]

A Mulberry handbag - you'll get BJ's for life
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You guys don't know one thing about women.
What is that one thing we dont know?

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he asked for ladies' advice, so far only two ladies have replied.
Yes and to me it seems like a Love Triangle gone wrong.

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Alright...lesson one, never take advice from women, regarding your own woman.

What is lesson 2?
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White iPad II with pink smart cover.. it worked for me
You must have a nice husband

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An iron
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How about getting her a hot new girlfriend?

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A Mulberry handbag - you'll get BJ's for life
Ben & Jerry's for a Mulberry handbag? A very expensive deal, it seems like.
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:23
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A Mulberry handbag - you'll get BJ's for life
that was my last years present ..........
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:24
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Vacuum cleaner
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a friend of mine bought his wife a vacuum for Christmas a few years ago.. his defense ? " but it was a Dyson "

we still laugh about it... well.... we do.... his wife doesn't
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:24
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that was my last years present ..........
cool, you're a happy man then

oh edit i just seen the bold 'my'

Well I think you have to get her a mulberry handbag now to thank her
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Re: What can I get her? [Wife's birthday]

I bet this thread is really helping eh?
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:25
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Do they have that in Globus?
They do indeed - http://shop.thomassabo.com/CH-en/shops

" THOMAS SABO SHOP GENEVA
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Phone +41 (0) 22 310 78 83
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Mon.-Fri.: 09:00-19:00;Thu.: 09:00-21:00; Sat.: 09:00-18:00

THOMAS SABO SHOP GENF-VERNIER
c/o Globus Balexert
48, Av. Louis Casaï
CH - 1214 Vernier
Phone: +41 (0) 22 796 51 88
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:26
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I knew that Paddy was a charmer.
Don't laugh. I actually did buy No. 4 for Christmas a few years back. However, I did err on getting them a size too small...
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:26
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They do indeed - http://shop.thomassabo.com/CH-en/shops

" THOMAS SABO SHOP GENEVA
c/o Globus
48 Rue du Rhône
CH - 1204 Genf-Centrum
Phone +41 (0) 22 310 78 83
Fax +41 (0) 22 310 78 84
Mon.-Fri.: 09:00-19:00;Thu.: 09:00-21:00; Sat.: 09:00-18:00

THOMAS SABO SHOP GENF-VERNIER
c/o Globus Balexert
48, Av. Louis Casaï
CH - 1214 Vernier
Phone: +41 (0) 22 796 51 88
Fax: +41 (0) 22 796 51 88
Mon.-Wed.: 09:30-19:00
Thu.: 09:30-21:00
Fri.: 09.30-19:30
Sat.: 09:00-18:00 "
thanks Isha
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:27
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A Mulberry handbag - you'll get BJ's for life
Nicky! I'm shocked. Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

EDIT: just realised how that reads and was not my intention

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a friend of mine bought his wife a vacuum for Christmas a few years ago.. his defense ? " but it was a Dyson "

we still laugh about it... well.... we do.... his wife doesn't
mirfield bought me a Dyson for Christmas and then blamed it on my daughter
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:27
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Alright...lesson one, never take advice from women, regarding your own woman.
Versus taking advice from a boy?



Good luck grumpygit!

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Buy her some Louboutin's.

My OH got me some for Christmas. Got to love a man that appreciates the importance of shoe's.

Good taste. He is a keeper. I recently acquired a pair of Biancas myself
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:27
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Don't laugh. I actually did buy No. 4 for Christmas a few years back. However, I did err on getting them a size too small...
buying a size too SMALL is never a problem.
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:28
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Re: What can I get her? [Wife's birthday]

p.s I don't have a Mulberry handbag
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Old 01.06.2011, 11:29
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buying a size too SMALL is never a problem.

It is if you buy a bra!! I'd not be best pleased if someone marked down my assets
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mirfield bought me a Dyson for Christmas and then blamed it on my daughter
Ursula?????????????, is that you ????????????????????????????
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Ursula?????????????, is that you ????????????????????????????
No, thankfully my mum has better taste in names.
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