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Old 03.06.2011, 23:12
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No intelligent women on EF?

I just typed "intelligent women" into the search box and it resulted in zero hits.

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Old 03.06.2011, 23:18
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

I shall withdraw my offer and scuttle away in horror!

Ooh, uuh! Ooh, uuh!

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Old 03.06.2011, 23:20
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

Hmm... where is Sada when we need her badly
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Old 03.06.2011, 23:24
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

Well, I just typed "intelligent men" into the search box and found only this:

Men old enough and intelligent enough to know better behaving like yobs

Not much better
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Old 03.06.2011, 23:29
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

...while the search for "bored" yields 29 results ! (i was sure they would be more)



Forum: 29 results
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Old 03.06.2011, 23:34
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

OP, I think you failed terribly at providing ever so needed scientific links to your opinion/experience. I am appalled.

Actually, that vid was awesome.
By the way, I'm fortunate to know quite a few intelligent women on here.
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Old 03.06.2011, 23:45
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

Any other members of Mensa here?????
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Old 14.06.2011, 14:35
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

Hey Phil - i've met that man before, many times.

Admittedly he had a different face every time, but hey - it was the same guy - i swear!
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Any other members of Mensa here?????

Fully paid-up member of Densa...
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Old 14.06.2011, 14:46
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

How are we defining intelligence here?
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Old 14.06.2011, 14:50
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

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OP, I think you failed terribly at providing ever so needed scientific links to your opinion/experience. I am appalled.
I rest my case.
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Old 14.06.2011, 14:52
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

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How are we defining intelligence here?
See, obviously the woman in the clip wasn't very intelligent, as she didn't accidentally knee that strange gentleman in the balls..

(the clever part is to make him think that he walked into a table )
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Old 14.06.2011, 14:56
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

Women use the internet too? Disgraceful. I just thought that they took their clothes off for our entertainment.
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

well, i'm learning the lines to that scene and can't wait to try it out on a girl
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Old 14.06.2011, 14:59
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

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See, obviously the woman in the clip wasn't very intelligent, as she didn't accidentally knee that strange gentleman in the balls..

(the clever part is to make him think that he walked into a table )

aha---a coverted sexual assault, well played.

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Old 14.06.2011, 15:09
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

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well, i'm learning the lines to that scene and can't wait to try it out on a girl
so you like NOT having sex.... that's a different approach, I guess...
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Old 14.06.2011, 15:35
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

I don't know why, but this reminded me of an innocent joke someone told me a long time ago:

After creating Adam and Eve, God speaks to them:

God: So, my children, I have decided to bestow each one a gift. You can choose between being able to pee while standing or…
Adam (quite eagerly): ME ME ME!!!!!
God: Very well! From now on, men shall be able to pee while standing.
So Adam goes running wild in Eden, happily pissing everywhere, screaming of joy, while God and Eve watch in contempt.
Eve: So, yeah, God, what do I get then?
God: Brains, Eve… Brains.


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Old 14.06.2011, 15:40
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

oooohh... snap...

apparently you didn't know about the previous conversation right...?


Adam was so bored that he asked God for a companion.

God said: " Well I can make you a partner that will always listen and care for you. That will take care of your every need. be sexually ready to every little thing you desire. Your partner is going to be smart and gracious and will never complain about anything..ever."
Adam: " ok... so what's it going to cost me?"
God: "1 eye, 1 leg and 1 arm."
Adam: woah.. dude... that's a lot.. say, what do I get for a rib?"

And well.. you know the result..
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Old 14.06.2011, 15:44
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Re: No intelligent women on EF?

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looooooool

Well it just proves Men and Women where made for each other, and God likes to play nasty jokes on us.
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