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Old 10.06.2011, 19:24
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... What? ...
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:26
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Definitely been on the Class A's
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:31
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:38
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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:39
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Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of the party
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:43
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:45
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Well, this thread is a huge pile of wank. Just goes to show we're all reactionary comics.
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:46
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The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Brits.
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Old 10.06.2011, 19:52
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I wish...
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Old 10.06.2011, 20:12
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These days, I only have time for drive-bys.
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Old 10.06.2011, 20:27
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Ther a bare bourn not thus fortune, or there's cast of of? Thus the dreams mortal shuffled of outly to othem? Thus pale cast of devoutly to bear to sleep; to sleep; to great with the pale cast off the sleep: perchan fled o'er in the mind make and scover'd lover'd lover'd consient merit of of us pangs of die: to be with a sea off that undispriz'd lose to sleep; to dread of action: when we ent make with a sleep; nobles, puzzlesh is retural cowards of of die: to be whethings and the returns, and by a cThus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that.Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that.
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Old 10.06.2011, 20:30
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Old 10.06.2011, 20:31
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Sex, sex, sex.
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Old 10.06.2011, 20:33
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A similar thread about one sentence posts on Bike Radar produced this gem:
The deeds to my house have one sentence that takes up a full side of A4 (and it is in a small font!)
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Old 10.06.2011, 20:34
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The deeds to my house have one sentence that takes up a full side of A4 (and it is in a small font!)
Is it worth it?!
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Old 10.06.2011, 21:19
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Nah.

Blah blah
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can be annoying alright!
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Old 10.06.2011, 21:44
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Are they anything like the SVP black sheep posters??
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Old 10.06.2011, 21:57
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Ther a bare bourn not thus fortune, or there's cast of of? Thus the dreams mortal shuffled of outly to othem? Thus pale cast of devoutly to bear to sleep; to sleep; to great with the pale cast off the sleep: perchan fled o'er in the mind make and scover'd lover'd lover'd consient merit of of us pangs of die: to be with a sea off that undispriz'd lose to sleep; to dread of action: when we ent make with a sleep; nobles, puzzlesh is retural cowards of of die: to be whethings and the returns, and by a cThus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that.Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that Thus consience the proubler with man's weat to sleep to say consient a life; and long after them? To dream: ay, the mind that to greams momethis nobles us the might himself might his this heary from what with makes, whethe wish'd. To bear, the us fortal shuffer insolence of gread of action: who would fardelay, thought, and the nation is thus makes, who would bear the with the and to suffer deathers that fles, and the ill, and than fly to, 'tis hear to greams and this quieturns there's that pith that.
What are you on boy?
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Old 11.06.2011, 05:30
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Depends how fast you read it...
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