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Old 10.06.2011, 17:26
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Don't you get fed up of 'em?
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:27
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Abominable.
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Helps our post count...
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:28
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Please elaborate
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What she said and he said
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:37
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so you hate me too??
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:38
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Depends how wide one's screen is.
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:39
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I had a situation tomorrow.
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That is just a load of tosh.
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:43
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Can't bear them.
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Old 10.06.2011, 17:57
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:07
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I had a situation tomorrow.
is that better than hoping to have had a situation yesterday?

People should lern to rite inglish as she is spoke.
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:14
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one
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:14
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is that better than hoping to have had a situation yesterday?

People should lern to rite inglish as she is spoke.
... but that's cheating ... more than one line
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:15
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:17
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:18
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Re: One Liner Posters

A similar thread about one sentence posts on Bike Radar produced this gem:


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And verily He did smile on CiB, saying ye who hath posteth many posts more than the CyclopsBiker and doth produce the Stats board for the Brethren, ye shall have a good wind to go home with and not ye Johnie-come-lately Cyclops fellow even though ho can produce in one sentence what CiB takes more than 7 to say such is his windiness, and it was so that the wind did blow to the east, to the promised lands neareth to the Keynes of Milton, to where CiB would travel a score and more miles to shepherd his flock, and to share the evening tea, and to partake of the bathing of the children, and the reading of the bedtime story, and the drinking of the red wine, and the seeing of Doth Ye Prophets Have News For Ye (in HD, which is good), and the wind was good especially unto the first village which CiB did approach at a fantastic velocity, the abacus upon the handlebars indicating nigh on 40 cubits per candle mark, a speed that the lawmakers of the Thames Valley not wisheth us to achieve, but they be park-ed in a layby on the A34 nearer to the spires of Oxford, drinking the tea from their flasks and eating the chips from their newspaper, and CiB verily did motor forgetting even the small hump back bridge that did cause him to gasp upon realising that mistake when that mistake was too close to do much about it, and he did become momentarily airbourne, to shouts of 'forsooth, ye gads', especially upon the landing of the mechancial donkey upon which he doth propel heself around the lanes having traded the ass for a carbon road rocket but 1 year since, and the wind was good, but the flimsy lamp brackets of the Eye of the Cat made of cheap plastic were not good, and the light it did fail where it be most needed unless ye do count the light pointeth straight at the floor as good, and it was not, but ye C of B did continue to motor verily especially through the town of Buckingham near to Tesco with a good wind up his gillet, where the peasants in their stationary chariots do note with displeasure his speed and ability to avoid ye snarl up, and though they do catch and pass him further along the A421 he do still go like ye clappers, nigh on 40 cubits now as the wind does blow well upon him for most of the journey to the homestead, near to where He doth admire this burst of speed, but He doth thinketh to Himself 'this fellow gaineth too much fun for my liking', and does visit upon Cof B a visit from the Angel of the Unscheduled Deflation, whereupon C of B does protesteth to the heavens, offering many blasphemies to the sheep, and the donkeys, and the lo-ing catlle in the next field, and doth smile, for the wind, it was good, and it was his, not that of CycleopsBiker, which was only fair.
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:19
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A similar thread about one sentence posts on Bike Radar produced this gem:
Definitely been on the Class A's
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:23
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What... ...
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Old 10.06.2011, 18:24
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Definitely been on the Class A's
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