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Old 21.06.2011, 10:21
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Ladies, just recently I received a chain letter and it did not require a donation. It read: "This letter was started by a woman like yourself in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and discontented women. Just bundle up your husband or boyfriend and send him to the woman whose name appears at the top of the list. Then add your name to the bottom of the list and send a copy of this letter to five of your friends who are equally tired and discontented. When your name comes to the top of the list, you will receive 3,125 men -- and one of them is bound to be better than the one you gave up...."
That's actually quite ingenious...
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Old 21.06.2011, 14:47
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That's actually quite ingenious...
And the cheeky mare who breaks the chain ends up with 3,126 men and a pissed-off sisterhood, but probably doesn't care.
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Old 21.06.2011, 14:56
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Those infuriating emails from contacts sending you an angel or cute kitten or friendship circle, along with a threat.

DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! Tammy did. One week later, she lost a buttock. Lula did. Next month, she went feral. Jake did. Overnight, his brand-new bride turned into a herd of Highland Cows. I send you this with my love. You’re so special.”


What do you do?
I simply remind people that Witchcraft died out long before the arrival of the internet.

.... and for those who are simple enough to succumb to superstition, I ask If they truly care? Why would they dare pass that crap onto people they care out - why wish such things on people they like?


(Mostly I just delete that shit...... there are bigger things in the world to worry about )
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