Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

[MrVertigo]

The thread "Sublease spacious Lucern apt to let as of Dec.1"

made me read the next thread title:

- Bank account needed for short-sperm too?

[mirfield]

Bearded Dragon breeders?

Don't they all have beards?

I keep reading "urban silent treatment Basel"

Stoney looks all round on the daily commute.

[3Wishes]

I am not sure what to think...
.

[aSwissInTheUS]

Washable dog disappears.

Anyone seen it?

[aSwissInTheUS]

Ladies fetish items, Burberry watch, Juicy Watch, designer bag For Sale

Gardening - bury a rottweiler

[hannah'sauntie]

I saw Rottweiler too!

[mirfield]

How do I get new plates?

Oh no. Not another "Where Do I Buy Towels" thread

[RTN]

WANTED: leshop coupon code I read Wanted: Lesbian coupon code, there is a discount code for buying Lesbians?

[hannah'sauntie]

	Quote:	RTN
	WANTED: leshop coupon code I read Wanted: Lesbian coupon code, there is a discount code for buying Lesbians?

I read this as "lesbian couple"

[mirfield]

	Quote:	hannah'sauntie
	Quote: RTN WANTED: leshop coupon code I read Wanted: Lesbian coupon code, there is a discount code for buying Lesbians? I read this as "lesbian couple"

Well, now that the weather's warming up, they might have some Grill-Grill Aktion.

[mirfield]

Flashed by Russian GF

[amogles]

	Quote:	TidakApa
	I was thinking........ you'd need a LOT of paint !!!! Mountain painting and advice

Reminds me of during the cold war when the Russians wanted to prove once and for all to their technological superiority.

So Kruschev decides to paint the moon red.

Rocket after rocket is launced transporting red paint and thousands of cosmonauts are employed applying red paint to the surface of the moon.

The Americans, of course, see this.

So NASA sends a report to Nixon, saying the moon is now 25% red. Nixon replies, don't worry.

The next day, they report to Nixon, the moon is now 50% red. Are we going to sit back and let the Russians humiliate us this way?

Nixon says, don't worry.

The next day, they tell Nixon, the moon is now 75% red. Please President Nixon, we need to do something. The whole world will be laughing at us and our humiliation.

Nixon say, don't worry.

The next day, they come to Nixon and say, the moon is now completely red.

Nixon says, great. Launch the rocket with the white paint and apply the words "Coca Cola".

[ThomasT]

	Quote:	amogles
	Reminds me of during the cold war when the Russians wanted to prove once and for all to their technological superiority. So Kruschev decides to paint the moon red. Rocket after rocket is launced transporting red paint and thousands of cosmonauts are employed applying red paint to the surface of the moon. The Americans, of course, see this. So NASA sends a report to Nixon, saying the moon is now 25% red. Nixon replies, don't worry. The next day, they report to Nixon, the moon is now 50% red. Are we going to sit back and let the Russians humiliate us this way? Nixon says, don't worry. The next day, they tell Nixon, the moon is now 75% red. Please President Nixon, we need to do something. The whole world will be laughing at us and our humiliation. Nixon say, don't worry. The next day, they come to Nixon and say, the moon is now completely red. Nixon says, great. Launch the rocket with the white paint and apply the words "Coca Cola".

Haha ... good one amogles. BTW it is a pity that your profile on here says nothing about you.

[mirfield]

	Quote:	ThomasT
	BTW it is a pity that your profile on here says nothing about you.

His bad jokes speak volumes.

This one
fish commute

Gives me images of fish with briefcases, wearing glasses, getting onto the train for their daily commute.

[Connor MacLeod]

Recommendation for a monitor
I was a milk monitor at school.


Cow and Pig Sharing
Swingers party.

[TidakApa]

I thought this thread was about a "Football shaped Guitar"

http://www.englishforum.ch/items-sal...sale-baar.html

Ha Haaa... ahhhh nope..... it actually is about that.

[MsWorWoo]

Shops in Lausanne to buy bike for 4 year old & where to rent helium for ballons
Poor kid.... just hire a hot air balloon