Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

Giant Moving Sale Wollerau SZ

Twice a week from Lilliput, half price.

[curley]

	Quote:	CathHarmony
	personally i think you are overreacting, i think that has something to do with the (dare i say it 'over') importance you ascribe to your balls and others mens balls.

Well, I was quiet happy too, that the next word was not 'men'

[PaddyG]

From Denmark to Stansted

How exiting!

[marton]

Somehow reminds me of those ads in London telephone boxes for French lessons; in the days when telephone boxes existed here

[Swiss Cheddar]

I keep clicking on this thread http://www.englishforum.ch/items-sal...asso-sale.html thinking someone is selling a grand piano.

I have done this 3 or 4 times now.

cheers
SC

[amogles]

Can experts be happy?

[amogles]

Private dentist raped my parents

[vuachère]

	Quote:	amogles
	Private dentist raped my parents

Strangely, I first read this as:
Private dentist ripped off my pants

I read it as pirate dentist reaped my parents

[hannah'sauntie]

	Quote:	vuachère
	Strangely, I first read this as: Private dentist ripped off my pants

Ha ha! Me too!

How can I leave my woolly goods to whoever I choose?

I wonder what woolly goods would look like, other than hats and scarves and such..

	Quote:	Swisstree
	How can I leave my woolly goods to whoever I choose? I wonder what woolly goods would look like, other than hats and scarves and such..

Mr Tumnus?

Or a few sheep..

Actually, come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen sheep in CH.

[ZuriRollt]

	Quote:	Swisstree
	Or a few sheep.. Actually, come to think of it, I don't think I've ever seen sheep in CH.

You're kidding right? (that may have come out wrong in context). Just take a train:

http://blog.sbb.ch/en/2015/05/11/10-...the-sbb-sheep/

[Wallabies]

How many lazy gits there are in Switzerland who either dont speak to anyone are dont know about google.

The amount of absolutely dumb questions on EF is incredible

	Quote:	ZuriRollt
	You're kidding right? (that may have come out wrong in context). Just take a train: http://blog.sbb.ch/en/2015/05/11/10-...the-sbb-sheep/

I know there are wee sheeps up in them there hills, its just I never see any..

(energically elbow wiping the dust and muck off my binoculars as I type)

Maybe, just maybe, they only come out for photo ops.. and spend the rest of their time keeping miserable, complaining gits company

[ZuriRollt]

	Quote:	Swisstree
	I know there are wee sheeps up in them there hills, its just I never see any.. (energically elbow wiping the dust and muck off my binoculars as I type) Maybe, just maybe, they only come out for photo ops.. and spend the rest of their time keeping miserable, complaining gits company

Happy sunny Sunday!

	Quote:	ZuriRollt
	Happy sunny Sunday!

Feck it! I just realised my binoculars don't work from Hampshire..

[ZuriRollt]

	Quote:	Swisstree
	Feck it! I just realised my binoculars don't work from Hampshire..

Don't worry - I just made a photo for you from here with my zoom of those crafty little things:

Attachment 114290

[NotAllThere]

Looking for cleaner city.