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17.09.2018, 12:15
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Liquidating a sari
Why liquidate it? If you don't want to wear it any more, just donate it to somebody else or cut it up for rags or give it to textile recycling
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17.09.2018, 18:26
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| Quote: | |  | | | Liquidating a sari
Why liquidate it? If you don't want to wear it any more, just donate it to somebody else or cut it up for rags or give it to textile recycling | | | | | If it were about the sari, could have been a guy posting - you know how long it takes to take 6-9 meters of sari off a slim woman?  |
02.10.2018, 21:14
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https://www.englishforum.ch/sports-f...quash-zug.html
"Squash in Zug".
You're travelling in rush-hour, then?  |
04.10.2018, 19:26
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| Quote: | | | | | If it were about the sari, could have been a guy posting - you know how long it takes to take 6-9 meters of sari off a slim woman? | | | | | hence the expression, to take her for a spin. |
12.10.2018, 16:28
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14.10.2018, 23:38
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20.10.2018, 18:05
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Looking for car sitter in Aarau (November 2018)
I was laughing but then I saw it was in the pet section.
Cat, not car.
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09.11.2018, 13:36
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https://www.englishforum.ch/sports-f...operation.html
… Looking for a working mountain hospital after a ski accident.
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13.11.2018, 20:37
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The Apple Sore in Bahnhofstrasse Zurich
ouuuch, is that painful? Does it heal fast?
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15.11.2018, 15:37
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03.12.2018, 18:34
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I lost my job again.
Ok, think carefully. Where did you last see it?
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05.12.2018, 15:37
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06.12.2018, 10:18
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Wattwil Religion
... and then it turned out it really did say that.  |
17.12.2018, 12:04
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Rent appartment with kids
because people typically leave their kids behind wjhen they move appartment.
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17.12.2018, 15:30
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I used to say if I had any I would drop them at Ikea Kinderparadies and not pick them up again. Still think that's nicer than an empty flat.  |
17.12.2018, 17:31
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23.01.2019, 15:02
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Hiring nightmare regarding visas
Why would you want to hire a nightmare?
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23.01.2019, 15:09
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Special Day Pass for trains from Coop
Swiss supermarket builds train platform down the cereals aisle, stopping at all stations to baking supplies. |
28.01.2019, 11:12
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Lycra mobile
The phone that was taylored for bicyclicts having a mid-life crisis.
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06.02.2019, 20:00
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Can I leave 6 and 9 year olds alone? 
I sincerely hope so. Otherwise turn yourself over to the police now.
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