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Old 17.09.2018, 12:15
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

Liquidating a sari

Why liquidate it? If you don't want to wear it any more, just donate it to somebody else or cut it up for rags or give it to textile recycling
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Old 17.09.2018, 18:26
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Liquidating a sari

Why liquidate it? If you don't want to wear it any more, just donate it to somebody else or cut it up for rags or give it to textile recycling
If it were about the sari, could have been a guy posting - you know how long it takes to take 6-9 meters of sari off a slim woman?
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Old 02.10.2018, 21:14
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

https://www.englishforum.ch/sports-f...quash-zug.html
"Squash in Zug".
You're travelling in rush-hour, then?
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Old 04.10.2018, 19:26
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

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If it were about the sari, could have been a guy posting - you know how long it takes to take 6-9 meters of sari off a slim woman?
hence the expression, to take her for a spin.
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Old 12.10.2018, 16:28
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Old 14.10.2018, 23:38
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KIRMI Krippe Zürich
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Old 20.10.2018, 18:05
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

Looking for car sitter in Aarau (November 2018)

I was laughing but then I saw it was in the pet section.
Cat, not car.
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Old 09.11.2018, 13:36
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https://www.englishforum.ch/sports-f...operation.html

… Looking for a working mountain hospital after a ski accident.
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Old 13.11.2018, 20:37
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

The Apple Sore in Bahnhofstrasse Zurich


ouuuch, is that painful? Does it heal fast?
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Old 15.11.2018, 15:37
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Learning more about bible repair
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Old 03.12.2018, 18:34
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

I lost my job again.

Ok, think carefully. Where did you last see it?
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Old 05.12.2018, 15:37
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

Are you happy to lose 50%-80% of your weight?
hmmm, a bit much.
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Old 06.12.2018, 10:18
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

Wattwil Religion

... and then it turned out it really did say that.
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Old 17.12.2018, 12:04
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

Rent appartment with kids

because people typically leave their kids behind wjhen they move appartment.
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Old 17.12.2018, 15:30
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Re: Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

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Rent appartment with kids

because people typically leave their kids behind wjhen they move appartment.
That's an idea.
I used to say if I had any I would drop them at Ikea Kinderparadies and not pick them up again. Still think that's nicer than an empty flat.
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Old 17.12.2018, 17:31
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The day the earth stood still

Tne title of your sex tape.
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Old 23.01.2019, 15:02
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Hiring nightmare regarding visas

Why would you want to hire a nightmare?
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Special Day Pass for trains from Coop

Swiss supermarket builds train platform down the cereals aisle, stopping at all stations to baking supplies.
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Lycra mobile

The phone that was taylored for bicyclicts having a mid-life crisis.
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Can I leave 6 and 9 year olds alone?

I sincerely hope so. Otherwise turn yourself over to the police now.
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