Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

[TiMow]

Sometimes when perusing the "Today's Posts" list of thread titles, some just jump out and invite an immediate response (from me at least), purely from the title alone - immaterial of what the actual post subject matter may be.

It can either be, a case of the exact title having an ambiguous meaning, or an accidental, or deliberate misreading of one or more of the words, or just even typos.

I often have an insatiable desire to post a reply (in a troll-like fashion) on many threads, but really have to control myself - especially having read the opening post, and realising that a supposed attempt at wit, may no longer be relevant or appropriate.

I don't know if I'm the only weirdo in this regard, or if there are any other readers out there, who pick up on this?

So I thought it might be an idea to start a thread where anyone who spots a "funny" thread title could post a reply here, to include the thread title concerned (immaterial of the actual content), and their interpretation of it's meaning, and/or what reply they would make in relation to the title alone.

I hope this idea will a create a bit of light humour and not cause any offence to those who create a thread, on what might be a completely serious matter, but with an unfortunate or misconceived title.

[Meisie]

I can already for see many of the threads by Upthehatters2008 will be all over here.
(not because of misinterpretation but because of his deliberateness )

[TiMow]

Leo.org - What am I missing
Danish building bricks for dyslexics.

Avoiding shaking hands
cut down on the booze... (accredited to AbFab)

Journey & Foreigner in Winterthur, Sunday 6/19
Johnny Foreigner in winterfur (had wrong glasses on)

[MrVertigo]

Where buy amazon kindle in Zurich
where to buy amazon Kinder in Zurich ....human trafficking?

[IanSmithUK]

Thread titles - What first pops into your head, when you read one?

Wow! Someone must be REALLY bored with nothing to do.

(Well you did ask!)

[ximix]

Any info on Blonay?

Any info or Baloney?

[Ouchboy]

beat this one:

Erection Manager

[ximix]

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	beat this one: Erection Manager

!!!

[TiMow]

Evra Contraceptive Patches
Man.U. football payer starts up condom repair business.

Learning to Glide (through English) had me thinking it was some sort of new language learning technique...

[TiMow]

E Street Band's Clarence Clemons dies at 69
Unfortunate accident, whilst attempting a sexual position.

[Lou]

That is what I thought too till I saw it was in Sports/Fitness.

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	Learning to Glide (through English) had me thinking it was some sort of new language learning technique...

[TiMow]

Help needed for baby in Zurich
Virile man sought.

[grynch]

I generally think... dang, I wish a mod would edit that to make it less interesting.

[grynch]

a lady and her dog


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[swissotter]

free-beer
i thought it meant free beer...

the thread was very misleading (esp as the above isn't the original )

[grumpygrapefruit]

Bargain basement cleaner wanted

http://www.englishforum.ch/jobs-offe...aner-need.html

Free child bowling set

[MrVertigo]

A dog sitting in a train....worth a thread? In EF everything's possible.

Dog Sitting in around Zug

Horse manure Neuchatel Jura


Steamed Chinese Bun

Seeing these two thread titles listed consecutively on the 'new threads' page left me with all kinds of unsavoury images...