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Old 18.07.2011, 19:41
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Roller-blade/inline skate
Meet for brunch (or know exactly what brunch is)
Eat salad as a main dish
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Old 18.07.2011, 20:47
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

real men don't squabble
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Old 18.07.2011, 20:48
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real men don't post on threads about "real" men
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Old 18.07.2011, 21:23
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real men couldn't care less about what I posted 1/2 hour ago.

Carry on!
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Old 18.07.2011, 21:29
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Perhaps a thread stating what men can do would be shorter and quicker
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Old 18.07.2011, 22:47
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Wear ski or cycling helmets?....check out my avatar :-) (it's not a photo of me I hasten to add, I thought of this one about skiing not realising my public photo's content).

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Old 18.07.2011, 23:21
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

I have been told numerous times that "real men" dont use Umbrellas.

Its raining. . . . I think it would be best to change the word "real" to "stupid" .

I dont get it, who decided a man with an umbrella is not a real man?? hm.

My man wont use one.... lol
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Old 18.07.2011, 23:32
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real men don't menstruate...
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Old 18.07.2011, 23:37
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

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Real men drove and owned vehicles with a bigger engine displacement than a milkcarton.
Depends on the size of the milk carton, though all of my motorcycles have more displacement than a US quart (except for the XV250)!

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Old 18.07.2011, 23:41
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XV250)
Now there's and admission with legs

Real men don't put the toilet seat down
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Old 19.07.2011, 08:55
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

I think you'll find they do.

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Real men don`t do tit ....
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Old 19.07.2011, 09:02
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Real men don't menstruate...
No shit! Really?
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Old 19.07.2011, 09:35
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Real men don't put the toilet seat down
No, real men don't lift the toilet seat, thus there is no need to put it down!

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Old 19.07.2011, 17:51
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Unbeknownst to many, real men put the toilet seat down and toilet lid down.
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Old 19.07.2011, 18:07
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

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1) Pee sitting.... INDISPUTABLE!

While on the toilet seat agenda....... I wanted to bring this point back to the front of the cue.


Toilet seat up or down I don't care........ but FFS, stand up like a man
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Old 19.07.2011, 18:08
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

___ do karaoke!
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Old 19.07.2011, 18:13
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___ do karaoke!
ohhhhhh yes they do(!)

real men dont care if they sound like banshees, as long as they (and the rest in the room) are having fun(!)

Real men are strong enough to fend off those rotten tomatoes(!!)
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Old 19.07.2011, 18:16
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While on the toilet seat agenda....... I wanted to bring this point back to the front of the cue.


Toilet seat up or down I don't care........ but FFS, stand up like a man
Couldn't have formulate it better.



Also, real men don't carry a woman's groceries if they're under 10kg (weight limit is subject to sturdiness of said woman).
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

What does Bill have to say about that............
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Dude, I know your mamma told you an all, but if that's how you roll you aint no man.

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