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Old 21.07.2011, 11:42
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Shouldn't ask their girlfriend to do relatively simple tasks like......
Install internet/programs on their computer.
My wife built her own computer when she was nine.

I have trouble getting into hotmail.

Who would you trust to install a program on your computer?
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Old 21.07.2011, 11:43
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My wife built her own computer when she was nine.

I have trouble getting into hotmail.

Who would you trust to install a program on your computer?
Yeah, mine had her first apple at 3 yrs old (i think thats what she said)
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Old 21.07.2011, 11:47
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Shouldn't ask their girlfriend to do relatively simple tasks like......
Install internet/programs on their computer.
Rewire the apartment.
Get rid of spiders.
Men even if your girlfriend is totally capable, sometimes it's good to take the reins and be a man.
..real men delegate authority.
Taking reins...I ain't Santa Clause.
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Old 21.07.2011, 11:48
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Shouldn't ask their girlfriend to do relatively simple tasks like......
Install internet/programs on their computer.
Rewire the apartment.
Get rid of spiders.
Men even if your girlfriend is totally capable, sometimes it's good to take the reins and be a man.
except anything to do with computers....... with you on all counts


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Who would you trust to install a program on your computer?
A real man would at least carry the computer inside and put it all together......... WITHOUT THE INSTRUCTIONS*

Installing software, I'll admit, ...... I'm out !!!

(*a real man never does anything wrong, he just finds a 100 ways NOT to do something)
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Old 21.07.2011, 12:00
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real men never ask directions.....EVER!
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Old 21.07.2011, 12:22
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Real men never ask directions.....EVER!
That would explain why there are so many people rushing around in town during working hours, I always wondered... they can't all be unemployed.
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Old 22.07.2011, 17:28
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Fair enough, but my X didn't know how to download skype.....Not sexy.
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Old 22.07.2011, 17:56
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Fair enough, but my X didn't know how to download skype.....Not sexy.
Now I have to admit. I've built many sick computers, fixed many sick computers and installed almost anything imaginable, but I had to download skype on another computer last week---it was seriously tough! The first major issues I had with computers in a long time. That website designer needs to be shot.
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Old 22.07.2011, 18:00
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

I don't know anything about computers but I deleted a bunch of stuff in the registry just to show it who the boss was.

Real men start a thread that goes on and on and on forever even after they're banned.
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Old 22.07.2011, 18:37
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Real men "Waste moderator resources"


...........WTF is that all about?
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Old 26.07.2011, 10:02
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

....seriously consider taking one for the team.
take an umbrella out with them unless it's actually raining when they leave the house.
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Old 26.07.2011, 10:04
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Oh dear, seems you got both of them wrong......


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take an umbrella out with them unless it's actually raining when they leave the house.
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Old 26.07.2011, 13:41
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That would explain why there are so many people rushing around in town during working hours, I always wondered... they can't all be unemployed.
Real men dont get lost. They just take a different route
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Old 26.07.2011, 13:44
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Real men dont get lost. They just take a different route
My point exactly: those different routes are filling the roads at any time of the day.
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Old 26.07.2011, 13:47
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take an umbrella out with them unless it's actually raining when they leave the house.
..take an umbrella with them, even if it IS raining when they leave the house
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Old 26.07.2011, 13:48
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

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Real men shouldnt:

Enjoy the film Black Swan
Tolerate Sex and the City ahead of sport
Have any interest in scatter cushions
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Old 26.07.2011, 13:51
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Enjoy the film Black Swan
Tolerate Sex and the City ahead of sport
Have any interest in scatter cushions
FTFY

Black Swan was OK, sorry....

The other 2 I totally agree. Our scatter cushions are exactly that, scattered on the floor when I need to monopolise the sofa.
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Old 26.07.2011, 13:52
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

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..take an umbrella with them, even if it IS raining when they leave the house
O RLY??

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Old 26.07.2011, 13:53
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Enjoy the film Black Swan
Tolerate Sex and the City ahead of sport
Have any interest in scatter cushions
Why wouldn't real men enjoy a lesbian sex scene between two of the hottest pieces of ass in the world?
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Old 26.07.2011, 13:56
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Why wouldn't real men enjoy a lesbian sex scene between two of the hottest pieces of ass in the world?
That's why I quite liked it
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