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Old 22.06.2011, 15:25
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

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3.) Eat Quiche

2.) Own cats

1.) Drink drinks with mint.


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okay,

I eat quiche, I own one cat and if I must have mint in my drink I prefer it to have been put there prior to fermentation and distillation
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:26
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3.) Eat Quiche

2.) Own cats

1.) Drink drinks with mint.


reflect and comment.

You are obviously not a real man.
A real man can do this all while being a real man
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:26
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ya... but you live in ... *snigger* Lugano.

do you have Italian loafers too ?
No, but I have a half-Italian girlfriend, and 5 Italian motorcycles, and am in the process of preparing tonights dinner (various tex-mex dishes, and have used a couple dozen fresh habaneros in the process)

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Old 22.06.2011, 15:27
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real men pee in the sink.
Open beers with any handy object.
Keep a pocket knife that's sharp enough to shave with.
Shave with a pocket knife sometimes.
Can break a wounded pigeon's neck to save it from suffering.
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:27
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You are obviously not a real man.
A real man can do this all while being a real man
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:28
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Where do you find these chick sized LoLcats?
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:28
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me look stupid?.. well, there is a first for everything dear.

O RLY??'

Exhibit A

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Is it your cat?
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:30
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Want some mint? Plenty in our garden - help yourself.
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:30
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

reminds me of this great marketing campaign:

http://i.imgur.com/1ChTt.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/GTqng.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/qCSA9.jpg

definitely looks like my dad in the pics..what a dissapointment I must be
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:30
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

treat their other half poorly.
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:32
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real Men don't beat their wives:

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Old 22.06.2011, 15:32
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Where do you find these chick sized LoLcats?
haven't you ever been told... it's not the size that counts...
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:34
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Real men aren't scared to help their girlfriends change a drive shaft
I've only had one girlfriend that was capable of changing a driveshaft, however she wasn't very good at it.

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Old 22.06.2011, 15:34
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treat their other half poorly.
Real men don't clutter a humor thread with serious replies.


Hola chicas!!
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:36
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

- cry?
- use hair styling products?
- wear speedos?

that's all I can think of at the mo'
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:38
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- cry?
- use hair styling products?
- wear speedos?

that's all I can think of at the mo'

I cried the last time I tried to put on a pair of Speedo's, all I can say is thank Gawd I had that hair styling gel* handy.







* - did you know that stuff adds body AND thickness ?
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:39
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- wear speedos?
I sure dont mind seeing Daniel Craig in one. hubba hubba...
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:40
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Old 22.06.2011, 15:40
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Real men pee in the sink.
Open beers with any handy object.
Keep a pocket knife that's sharp enough to shave with.
Shave with a pocket knife sometimes.
Can break a wounded pigeon's neck to save it from suffering.
Other than breaking a pigeon's neck (though I've eaten them), all the rest I have done.

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