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Old 23.06.2011, 12:22
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

real men ( and kitties )know how to pop a cap.




hmm---- the post this refers to seems to have been deleted.... I guess I scared the punk off.


grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................
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Old 23.06.2011, 12:23
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don't have boobs.
If this pertains to man boobs as well...then grynch is out.
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Old 23.06.2011, 12:25
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If this pertains to man boobs as well...then grynch is out.
what you talkin' 'bout Willis?

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Old 23.06.2011, 12:35
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don't have boobs.

I have boobs.....for breakfast.
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Old 23.06.2011, 12:37
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

by the way LiB.. I'll be shopping in Marks and Spencer tomorrow... did you still want me to pick up that little red dress you were going on about.

it did look just so cute when you tried it on before.

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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

...don't use the word "poop"
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Old 23.06.2011, 15:19
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mrs G and I are leaving this aftn for a cuppa, a pint, and an order of fish 'n chip.
Off to Kernow? Lucky gits.
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Old 23.06.2011, 18:33
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real men take showers. At least twice a week, that is. And also ocassionally wash their hair.

I think real guys also eat begibles, yoghurts here and there, when their kids are looking.
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Old 23.06.2011, 18:51
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

real men carry big, heavy sofa beds up 4 flights of stairs.

real men don't wear those weird things that strap their sunglasses around their head.

real men take their kids to the park and play with them instead of taking them to the park and talking on their iphone...
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Old 23.06.2011, 18:59
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

... know your bra size and if they do offer you a bra, it is simply eeeeenooooormous.
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Old 23.06.2011, 19:26
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... know your bra size and if they do offer you a bra, it is simply eeeeenooooormous.
And I thought real men take those off, instead of offer one...
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Old 23.06.2011, 19:59
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And I thought real men take those off, instead of offer one...
yep, ... see the one dangling from the tree out there? that's the one he threw out the window the other day!
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Old 23.06.2011, 20:26
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by the way LiB.. I'll be shopping in Marks and Spencer tomorrow... did you still want me to pick up that little red dress you were going on about.

it did look just so cute when you tried it on before.

Gryncho...you were too drunk and completely misunderstood me, I said your missus left the red dress at my place.... (runs and ducks for cover)
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Old 24.06.2011, 12:43
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yep, ... see the one dangling from the tree out there? that's the one he threw out the window the other day!
Hahaha, you made me laugh. That's my girl.

Was the bra expensive? I wouldn't let it hang there for too long, mind you.

How did we get from real guys to bras, again?
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Old 24.06.2011, 14:10
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How did we get from real guys to bras, again?
well I said real men don't know your bra size not yours I mean ... and you then added something and i added something and that is how we got there.

Real men don't clean their own shoes, they have them spit on and shined while they're reading their paper.
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Old 25.06.2011, 10:30
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Paddy , not Kernow but Eastbourne _ pub shopping
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Old 25.06.2011, 13:52
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Read men don't spell good
Did you mean,
"Real men don't smell good?"
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Old 25.06.2011, 14:12
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I've only had one girlfriend that was capable of changing a driveshaft, however she wasn't very good at it.

Tom
My wife and I once rebuilt an overdrive unit.
Does that count?
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Old 25.06.2011, 14:25
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Never carry a woman's purse .
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Re: Real men don't ____ ?

Real men show their butt crack, not their Kalvin Kleins.
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