Life is short, no one will ever be able to read every book or see every movie, so it sucks when you stumble upon a bad egg and feel death's inevitable clutch creep that many hours closer.

BUT- sometimes there's gold in them thar hills.

Take R.O.T.O.R for example. A bad ripoff of Robocop, and for those unfortunate enough to have seen it, it rises straight to the elite ranks of bad movies. However, hidden in one scene, the epic scene when the super high-tech (snigger) R.O.T.O.R police chassis is presented for the first time, something special happens. The poor sod who wrote the script slipped in almost a half dozen Beach Boys references. Why on earth they did that shall, I think, remain a mystery. But that mystery takes away the sting of 2 hours of life drained.



Can you spot them?

showgirls... awful plot; has boobies.

That's what National Geographic is for sonny.

that rotor is truly terrible!!

I give you Death MAchine

it redeems itself because my brother is in it



played a few parts and was the production medic, he is the robot in several scenes, replaced by bad cgi afterwards

Commando by Arnold is redeemed by this:

I would say Boa Vs Python...

its just too awful that it is pretty amazing...


giant cgi snakes? check
horrible sex scene involving one of said snakes? check
(just for clarification two strangers are having some intimate time in a car in the woods, man disappears, snake takes over and the girl apparently doesnt sense the difference....)
gratuitous sponge bath scene? check
really awful plot? check

heres a trailer to whet your appetite...

Now that's cool!

Saw it in the theater (my uncle snuck me in ). You were like 1 then? Oh god... rensu was right!!

he said the machine was a real pita, done on a shoe string budget and it kept breaking down, while they where filming they where doing a McDonalds commercial on another set, my brother was outside having a fag when ronald mcdonald walked past, stupidly he asked him for a bigmac and fries, ronald told him to go f**k himself LOL

I love how the worse the movie is the bigger the handguns get. Desert Eagle (like the lift scene) is a favorite.

EDIT: Snatch being the notable exception (knew someone would point that out!)

that's alright.. old people's cinema is fun...

Google that one:

Indian Robot Endhiran

Seems quite erm...!

Whatever does it for you man.

you see... back in the day, they didn't have internet and pr0n...

there's always been pr0n, but you had to sit in the sticky seats to watch it

One of my favorites...

Is this something you could share with the rest of us, Amazing Larry?!

wah.... great!
just watched this about 5 times.

This movie is amazing awful. It's so crazily bad that the actors committed suicide afterwards (well, not all, but enough). If you want to watch it, watch with friends. It's hilarious.

Aw, there's nothing awful about Pee Wee's Big Adventure! The whole film is great!

For the curious, somehow the following Beach Boys lines were squeezed into the ROTOR scene:

Good vibrations
I get around
God only knows
Heroes and villains
Rock and roll to the rescue