Well, I guess it's cool 'coz you don't have to drink with that guy

Now I also find it's cool coz I appreciate women older than me. Young chicks are a bit inspide for my taste now, as we say in French...

....you can avoid answering some questions by simulating deafness.

You get cheaper car insurance

...with shaky hands at urinal no one will think you're doing something bad.

...... beautiful young girls think older men are cool.

not true, beautiful young girl think handsome, older-looking guys are cool.


Old young-looking guys they find creepy

it can the perfect excuse for anything you do:
'I'm old I don't know what I'm doing',
'I forgot'

also,

you are pretty much invisible
stripes, flowers or any patter combination clothing can be worn together on any given day and it is acceptable

Dude, i told you to stop telling them you're 47 already...

strongly agree

Being old is the coolest.

One can totally bs about things, be forgetful, give boring lectures and mentor anyone in vicinity..fart, put mismatched clothes on, be sentimental, figure out horrific stories and be scared of irrational stuff.

Not that I would ever want to head this way. But I love watching old, I mean older folks and kids. They are carefree and wise.

...you have the choice to finish your life alone with yourself or pretend to be someone else by becoming senile.

Being old is cool as you can quit dealing in coke and sell Viagra to the youngsters instead without fear of having to play "Happy Families" with your cellmate in case you get caught.

How do you know? You and I are not old.

We are mature, ripe and experienced.

True, just trying to amuse the readers with more fiction to keep them happy at their keyboards.

you also get a discount on Mondays at the cinema because they know you'll come back because you fell asleep during the last session.

.... you enjoy the essentials and just let the rest slide

Well getting older is cool because it means all that embarrasing stuff you want to forget is now further away in the past - you can even tell your Mum secret stuff you never thought you'd dare share with her.

What are you talking about, lady? you are young - in years, in looks, in future and in intentions! so stop posing! hugs!

OMG !!! Look who's here! Welcome back LW!!!

You can indulge your grandkids to your heart's content, and then, when they start to smell or turn green, you can hand them back to their parents.