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Old 23.06.2011, 21:06
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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  • One in ten men never exercise
That would mean that 9 out of 10 do exercise, a figure I find hard to believe. Depends, of course, on the definition of "exercise"
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Old 23.06.2011, 22:40
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That would mean that 9 out of 10 do exercise, a figure I find hard to believe. Depends, of course, on the definition of "exercise"
Have you any idea of the amount of calories you can burn hauling a mirror out of a cupboard, laying it flat, climbing on top of it to catch sight of tha wee fella down there?

(This doesn't apply to me, either I'm not fat enough or longer than your average bear )
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Old 23.06.2011, 23:08
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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you mean british women also don't see their own penis?
On empirical evidence gathered from this evening's extensive experimentation in the ensuite, I can confidently report that 100% of British women in this village cannot see their own penises.
Data indicates fat quotient is neglible.
Absence of trouser-tissue is significant.
Definitive results - a phallusy.

I hope that doesn't skew your statistics.
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

Watch out for that woman guys - her name says it all
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Old 23.06.2011, 23:17
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

Of course, women can only take a heavy guy on top for so long, then it's THEIR turn to put in the effort!

Tom
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Old 23.06.2011, 23:35
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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I would imagine that the Germans would do pretty well, though I am not so sure about the Americans
Well, as an American with some experience with American men - some of whom could and some who could not see their own penis - I have to say, the seeing or not was not the defining statistic as to whether their efforts "paid off."
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Old 23.06.2011, 23:38
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

So the only stiff thing about British men is the upper lip?

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I wonder why no british male of EF mentioned this study. Just imagine 43% of our british EF posters.....

The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:


  • 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week
  • One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis
  • 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men
  • One in ten men never exercise
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Old 24.06.2011, 08:39
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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Of course, women can only take a heavy guy on top for so long, then it's THEIR turn to put in the effort!

Tom
Weeell, all you have to do is sit on top, give the belly a good whack and then ride home on the waves, so not that much work, really...
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

After two days in Alton Towers last week, I think I had seen more fat people than I had in the previous two years combined. One guy had to be asked off a roller coaster because the restraints wouldn't lock over him. Two workers just kept pushing and pushing until finally giving up.

I guess it's just something about theme parks that attracts people of the large persuasion, it was the same in the States. It's not so bad in London, but still much worse than mainland Europe. It's apparent as soon as you get off the plane.
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Old 24.06.2011, 11:21
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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Old 24.06.2011, 11:28
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

"New report"... I know we like to think that CH is a bit slow, but really, this is from June 2010 and has only just made 20'...

As an aside, I was amused (as an "Englander") to see that the report singled out Londoners as representative of the British(original report says "British"), but reported as "Anglais" in French 20'. That'll wind the Scots up...
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I would imagine that the Germans would do pretty well, though I am not so sure about the Americans
Well they must be very confident considering they cut a bit off the end...



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I guess it's just something about theme parks that attracts people of the large persuasion
Tawdry attractions such as theme parks attract the working classes. The working classes, with their diet of chips, pies and lard, tend to be fatter than the middle and upper classes. Therefore, people who go to theme parks are fat.

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Old 24.06.2011, 11:35
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

..am I the only one to question this statement by assuming, that it might not entirely be the belly's fault?

(LIB quietly exiting the premises..)
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Old 24.06.2011, 11:36
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Well they must be very confident considering they cut a bit off the end...



*Runs and hides*
It actually makes it look longer...
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It actually makes it look longer...
Unless the unhidden top has some special properties that make it transparent through a fat gut, I'd say this is irrelevant.

What this does prove is that no one shall disparage a cut Johnson on Nil's watch, no one!
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Old 24.06.2011, 12:43
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

I can see 43% of my penis.
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Old 24.06.2011, 12:45
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I can see 43% of my penis.
Me too. There is quite a low cloud today, isn't there?
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Me too. There is quite a low cloud today, isn't there?
And not much outlying humidity.
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