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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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I can see 43% of my penis.
I can see 57% of your penis.
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Old 24.06.2011, 11:55
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I can see 57% of your penis.
Clear day in the Welschland, then?
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Old 24.06.2011, 11:58
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Clear day in the Welschland, then?
yeah, almost. 43% cloudy ...
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Old 24.06.2011, 11:58
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43% ain't so bad. You haven't seen statistics for German or American men yet.
One in three Americans weighs as much as the other two...

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Old 24.06.2011, 12:08
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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I can see 57% of your penis.
How many times?

Get out from under the table when I'm trying to work.
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Old 24.06.2011, 12:23
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How many times?

Get out from under the table when I'm trying to work.
But I only wanted you to have a 100% penis ...
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Old 24.06.2011, 12:45
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

Odd this because at least 43% of British women are also too fat to see my penis.
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Old 24.06.2011, 12:57
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Odd this because at least 43% of British women are also too fat to see my penis.
And 43% of men are too fat for me wanting to see their penis.
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Old 24.06.2011, 13:04
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And 43% of men are too fat for me wanting to see their penis.
only 43%, wow! you're standards are dropping with age
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Old 24.06.2011, 13:10
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only 43%, wow! you're standards are dropping with age
Don't worry, eventually I'll be old enough that I won't need anymore standards... Anything will do!



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Old 24.06.2011, 13:13
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Don't worry, eventually I'll be old enough that I won't need anymore standards... Anything will do!




Or your OH will expand so you won't have a choice
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Old 24.06.2011, 13:14
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Don't worry, eventually I'll be old enough that I won't need anymore standards... Anything will do!




hehehe--for most guys, we call that "double digits"
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Old 24.06.2011, 14:44
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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I can see 57% of your penis.
Of the 43 penises I can see right now, 57% belong to fat British men.
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Old 24.06.2011, 14:45
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Of the 43 penises I can see right now, 57% belong to fat British men.
Do you work in the airport?
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Old 24.06.2011, 15:28
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Do you work in the airport?
I'm presuming not; either the police or tax office
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Old 24.06.2011, 15:35
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..am I the only one to question this statement by assuming, that it might not entirely be the belly's fault?

(LIB quietly exiting the premises..)
I'm surprised nobody has asked whether the survey says they can't see them in normaly storage position or in um, operational flagpole position. Surely that should make a difference, or these men that fat?
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I'm surprised nobody has asked whether the survey says they can't see them in normaly storage position or in um, operational flagpole position. Surely that should make a difference, or these men that fat?
This guy would probably need a whopper (or a mirror)...

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Old 24.06.2011, 16:15
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This guy would probably need a whopper (or a mirror)...

Damn! I wondered where my Space Hopper had got to.
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Old 24.06.2011, 16:26
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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This guy would probably need a whopper (or a mirror)...
He must be in is 22nd month of pregnancy!
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Old 24.06.2011, 17:23
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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This guy would probably need a whopper (or a mirror)...
Guys like that used to drive me crazy when I'd see them at theme parks. There I was with my chest, there they were with their bellies - they could ride the big fancy roller coasters and I couldn't (well, unless I wanted some serious pain).
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