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MrVertigo 23.06.2011 17:55

43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
I wonder why no british male of EF mentioned this study. Just imagine 43% of our british EF posters.....

The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:


  • 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week
  • One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis
  • 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men
  • One in ten men never exercise

Assassin 23.06.2011 17:58

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
I'd figure on a bunch of those affected spending way too much time on internet forums instead of checking the location of their genitals in the mass of folds too maybe...?

Good job that none of the this stuff applies to me. Perfection is so hard to maintain.:msngrin:

TiMow 23.06.2011 18:00

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
"Hello Dan Dare ..... Good to see yer" ..... from Ben Dover.

Mud 23.06.2011 18:03

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
I guess this shows that one turns to drinking when their thingie is small.

:msnblush:

Sada 23.06.2011 18:03

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
There must be something wrong with the women. That's obvious is it not.

Upthehatters2008 23.06.2011 18:04

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrVertigo (Post 1238700)
I wonder why no british male of EF mentioned this study. Just imagine 43% of our british EF posters.....

The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:


  • 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week
  • One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis
  • 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men
  • One in ten men never exercise





Yaaaaay !!!!!

4/4


Awesome.

st2lemans 23.06.2011 18:07

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrVertigo (Post 1238700)
I wonder why no british male of EF mentioned this study. Just imagine 43% of our british EF posters.....

The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:


  • 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week
  • One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis
  • 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men
  • One in ten men never exercise

4/4, and yet not only can I see it, I can also see where it attaches to my body, and, while wearing pants, even see my belt buckle!

Of course, I'm not a Brit! :D

Tom

MrVertigo 23.06.2011 18:10

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Sada (Post 1238711)
There must be something wrong with the women. That's obvious is it not.

you mean british women also don't see their own penis?

NSchulzi 23.06.2011 18:11

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Or could this simply be more to do with the size of the average British man's penis? :msnblush:

MrVertigo 23.06.2011 18:12

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nicolaschulz (Post 1238723)
Or could this simply be more to do with the size of the average British man's penis? :msnblush:

you could give us a hint by using the collected experience on your sample of british men :o

NSchulzi 23.06.2011 18:14

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrVertigo (Post 1238725)
you could give us a hint by using the collected experience on your sample of british men :o

Well, I obviously have only very limited experience ... but my first husband was and my second husband isn't :msnblush:

Guest 23.06.2011 18:15

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
From now on, all news reports concerning the United Kingdom should be accompanied by this illustration:

http://www.titanicuniverse.com/wp-co...he-titanic.jpg

:msnshock:

Chemmie 23.06.2011 18:16

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http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

relevant

Sada 23.06.2011 19:00

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MrVertigo (Post 1238721)
you mean british women also don't see their own penis?

you've got your imagination running away with you MrVertigo! ;)

marton 23.06.2011 19:07

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
They mean British men could only see the last 20 cm? Or none?

LondonAl 23.06.2011 19:08

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Gosh, I can't believe that for one moment, surely it should read 43% of the men surveyed couldn't see their own penis?

I hate bad reporting, I think it's shocking, still with a bit of luck at least the UK is letting Darwin take its course.......

"2.5 Million British Men Too Fat To See Their Penis *
New research issued by weight-management specialists LighterLife reveals that one in ten British men are unable to see their penis because of their protruding bellies.
(PRWEB UK) 16 June 2011
The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:"

Um, 29.9 million men in UK, therefore if it is 43% it should be 12.857 mil, 2.5m works out at 8.3%

WTF Bad reporting, bad statistical data, and they can't even do basic percentages.

Find out who did this, shoot them, cut off their penis and show it to them!

23.06.2011 19:13

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

13% would even consider a penis pump before losing weight.... !

Question:

The survey does not mention condition, should stomach be relaxed or pulled in?

.

NSchulzi 23.06.2011 19:23

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by LondonAl (Post 1238772)
snip

he he - it reminds me of the old Kitekat ad when they used to say '9 out of 10 owners said their cat preferred' ... before adding 'who expressed a preference' ...

... or am I in the wrong thread? :msnblush:

23.06.2011 19:49

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
43% ain't so bad. You haven't seen statistics for German or American men yet.

NSchulzi 23.06.2011 19:52

Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Nev (Post 1238812)
43% ain't so bad. You haven't seen statistics for German or American men yet.

I would imagine that the Germans would do pretty well, though I am not so sure about the Americans :msnblush:


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