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Old 23.06.2011, 17:55
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43% of british men too fat to see their penis

I wonder why no british male of EF mentioned this study. Just imagine 43% of our british EF posters.....

The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:


  • 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week
  • One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis
  • 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men
  • One in ten men never exercise
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Old 23.06.2011, 17:58
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

I'd figure on a bunch of those affected spending way too much time on internet forums instead of checking the location of their genitals in the mass of folds too maybe...?

Good job that none of the this stuff applies to me. Perfection is so hard to maintain.
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Old 23.06.2011, 18:00
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

"Hello Dan Dare ..... Good to see yer" ..... from Ben Dover.
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Old 23.06.2011, 18:03
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

I guess this shows that one turns to drinking when their thingie is small.

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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

There must be something wrong with the women. That's obvious is it not.
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Old 23.06.2011, 18:10
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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There must be something wrong with the women. That's obvious is it not.
you mean british women also don't see their own penis?
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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you mean british women also don't see their own penis?
you've got your imagination running away with you MrVertigo!
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Old 23.06.2011, 19:07
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

They mean British men could only see the last 20 cm? Or none?
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Old 23.06.2011, 19:08
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

Gosh, I can't believe that for one moment, surely it should read 43% of the men surveyed couldn't see their own penis?

I hate bad reporting, I think it's shocking, still with a bit of luck at least the UK is letting Darwin take its course.......

"2.5 Million British Men Too Fat To See Their Penis *
New research issued by weight-management specialists LighterLife reveals that one in ten British men are unable to see their penis because of their protruding bellies.
(PRWEB UK) 16 June 2011
The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:"

Um, 29.9 million men in UK, therefore if it is 43% it should be 12.857 mil, 2.5m works out at 8.3%

WTF Bad reporting, bad statistical data, and they can't even do basic percentages.

Find out who did this, shoot them, cut off their penis and show it to them!

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Old 23.06.2011, 19:13
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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13% would even consider a penis pump before losing weight.... !

Question:

The survey does not mention condition, should stomach be relaxed or pulled in?

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Old 23.06.2011, 22:08
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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you mean british women also don't see their own penis?
On empirical evidence gathered from this evening's extensive experimentation in the ensuite, I can confidently report that 100% of British women in this village cannot see their own penises.
Data indicates fat quotient is neglible.
Absence of trouser-tissue is significant.
Definitive results - a phallusy.

I hope that doesn't skew your statistics.
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

Watch out for that woman guys - her name says it all
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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I wonder why no british male of EF mentioned this study. Just imagine 43% of our british EF posters.....

The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:


  • 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week
  • One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis
  • 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men
  • One in ten men never exercise




Yaaaaay !!!!!

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Old 23.06.2011, 18:07
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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I wonder why no british male of EF mentioned this study. Just imagine 43% of our british EF posters.....

The research into the health of the nation's men revealed that of those people, 43% hadn't seen their penis in the last two years, without looking in a mirror or bending over, whilst 16% were unable to remember the last time they saw it.
From the research of 2,000 men it was easy to see why the health of British men was in such a poor state as:


  • 30% of men surveyed admitted to drinking alcohol three times a week
  • One in ten admitted to boozing on a daily basis
  • 21% claimed they rarely pay attention to what they eat - that figure rising to 29% amongst 35-44 year old men
  • One in ten men never exercise
4/4, and yet not only can I see it, I can also see where it attaches to my body, and, while wearing pants, even see my belt buckle!

Of course, I'm not a Brit!

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Old 23.06.2011, 18:11
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

Or could this simply be more to do with the size of the average British man's penis?
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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Or could this simply be more to do with the size of the average British man's penis?
you could give us a hint by using the collected experience on your sample of british men
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you could give us a hint by using the collected experience on your sample of british men
Well, I obviously have only very limited experience ... but my first husband was and my second husband isn't
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Old 23.06.2011, 18:16
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

http://www.everyoneweb.com/worldpenissize/

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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

From now on, all news reports concerning the United Kingdom should be accompanied by this illustration:



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Old 23.06.2011, 20:06
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Re: 43% of british men too fat to see their penis

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  • One in ten men never exercise
That would mean that 9 out of 10 do exercise, a figure I find hard to believe. Depends, of course, on the definition of "exercise"
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