I'm totally devastated. Our cat didn't didn't greet me with the customary miaow and head-rub this morning. My wife says we should get rid of her. What am I to do, EF? Please help me, my sensibilities are rocked to the core.

You mean, you didn't get touched today?

As another EFer suggested, eat its food, get shitfaced and grow a pair.

HTH.

Someone said that? They must be a frigging genius.

I think your pussy is trying to tell you something.

I was about to suggest cutting his balls off so that he will become more sensitive and in touch with his feminine side, but then read that your cat is a girl.

Must be PMS. It will pass.

n.b.. I did send invites to a BBQ sunday

Or demented... it's a fine line, I tell you.

The wife's probably right.

Dead cats start to smell a bit. Especially in this weather.

Your cat's a girl.....anything it does is because of something you did and is your fault. Did you make her feel fat and unwanted? Were you insensitive to her? Did she see you pet another kitty? Did you wake up this morning? Look deep within yourself for the root cause....and then just accept it, you're wrong.

Wise words...wise...

Someone must have swapped it - maybe the old one died and the missus flushed it down the loo and hurried to the pet shop (or just looked round the neighbourhood) to get a similar looking on and put that in the bowl instead.

Maybe you should just sit down and talk to her about it... You know? Putting you feeling on the table, being honest with each other, communicating, sharing, being on the same level!

Great suggestion....maybe cook her a nice meal, fish perhaps as mouse might not be fresh at this time of year, flickering candle light and a nice bouquet of catnip.

But what if she cancels with only a day's notice?

Some people have great relationships with their cats.

Ignore and dont feed her for 3 days. That'll teach her.

And come on here to tell us all about it.

And then, my suggestion will be this one:

Get her testicules implants and after that, get her castrated....

That'll teach her!

This has been discussed already, use the search function!!

Sorry....got carried away...I'm beginning to feel like a veteran.

Woah!

You're good!!!!