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Old 01.07.2011, 09:52
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My cat didn't miaow to me this morning

I'm totally devastated. Our cat didn't didn't greet me with the customary miaow and head-rub this morning. My wife says we should get rid of her. What am I to do, EF? Please help me, my sensibilities are rocked to the core.

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Old 01.07.2011, 09:57
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I'm totally devastated. Our cat didn't didn't greet me with the customary miaow and head-rub this morning. My wife says we should get rid of her. What am I to do, EF? Please help me, my sensibilities are rocked to the core.

You mean, you didn't get touched today?
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:00
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As another EFer suggested, eat its food, get shitfaced and grow a pair.

HTH.
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:01
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As another EFer suggested, eat its food, get shitfaced and grow a pair.

HTH.
Someone said that? They must be a frigging genius.
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I think your pussy is trying to tell you something.
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:06
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Re: My cat didn't miaow to me this morning

I was about to suggest cutting his balls off so that he will become more sensitive and in touch with his feminine side, but then read that your cat is a girl.

Must be PMS. It will pass.
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:08
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Re: My cat didn't miaow to me this morning

n.b.. I did send invites to a BBQ sunday
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:09
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Someone said that? They must be a frigging genius.
Or demented... it's a fine line, I tell you.
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:14
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I'm totally devastated. Our cat didn't didn't greet me with the customary miaow and head-rub this morning. My wife says we should get rid of her.
The wife's probably right.

Dead cats start to smell a bit. Especially in this weather.
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:27
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Re: My cat didn't miaow to me this morning

Your cat's a girl.....anything it does is because of something you did and is your fault. Did you make her feel fat and unwanted? Were you insensitive to her? Did she see you pet another kitty? Did you wake up this morning? Look deep within yourself for the root cause....and then just accept it, you're wrong.
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Your cat's a girl.....anything it does is because of something you did and is your fault. .
Wise words...wise...
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Old 01.07.2011, 10:36
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I'm totally devastated. Our cat didn't didn't greet me with the customary miaow and head-rub this morning. My wife says we should get rid of her. What am I to do, EF? Please help me, my sensibilities are rocked to the core.

Someone must have swapped it - maybe the old one died and the missus flushed it down the loo and hurried to the pet shop (or just looked round the neighbourhood) to get a similar looking on and put that in the bowl instead.

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Old 01.07.2011, 17:01
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Re: My cat didn't miaow to me this morning

Maybe you should just sit down and talk to her about it... You know? Putting you feeling on the table, being honest with each other, communicating, sharing, being on the same level!
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Old 01.07.2011, 17:11
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Maybe you should just sit down and talk to her about it... You know? Putting you feeling on the table, being honest with each other, communicating, sharing, being on the same level!
Great suggestion....maybe cook her a nice meal, fish perhaps as mouse might not be fresh at this time of year, flickering candle light and a nice bouquet of catnip.
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Old 01.07.2011, 17:13
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Great suggestion....maybe cook her a nice meal, fish perhaps as mouse might not be fresh at this time of year, flickering candle light and a nice bouquet of catnip.
But what if she cancels with only a day's notice?
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Old 01.07.2011, 17:15
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Re: My cat didn't miaow to me this morning

Some people have great relationships with their cats.

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But what if she cancels with only a day's notice?
Ignore and dont feed her for 3 days. That'll teach her.
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Old 01.07.2011, 17:22
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Ignore and dont feed her for 3 days. That'll teach her.
And come on here to tell us all about it.

And then, my suggestion will be this one:

Get her testicules implants and after that, get her castrated....

That'll teach her!
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But what if she cancels with only a day's notice?
This has been discussed already, use the search function!!

Sorry....got carried away...I'm beginning to feel like a veteran.
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This has been discussed already, use the search function!!

Sorry....got carried away...I'm beginning to feel like a veteran.
Woah!

You're good!!!!
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