I am disappointed that this is going in no clear direction. I have my iPhone stocks apps loaded and my finger ready to invest all my savings in canned soup or CDS on Greek bonds. Please be straightforward and specific. There is no time to be Wasted.

Transfer all your money to me... I guarantee you won't lose any money*

* You also won't gain any money and I get to keep any paltry interest you may get.

Should we "accidently" invade Poland to get the crisis undercontrol? I should still have some holidays left... I have on good source their food is worth the hassle!

...of words, nasty words so we can all feel better!

Don't worry, I've already started preparing our effort: German spymasters left red-faced as plans for new Berlin HQ are stolen

So it IS true. When husband told me about this I thought it was the plot for the next James Bond movie!

Addind that to something big mysteriously happening in 2 weeks? I have to get me the telephone number of Holywood!

IF I had some credible piece of information which could result in financial benefit, you really think I would share it with you and everyone else?

Unless I have already invested in something and want to create a demand for it so I can sell it off at a higher price?!

Heard you are a Psychiatrist? Given your understanding of financial markets and human psychology, if I were you I would stay off investing and if I was NOT you, I would be concerned to get any kind of medical advise from you.

I heard you are a sheep shagger.

Is that pertinent to this discussion?

Argh, y'all are killin' me over here as there's bad news on every front, even a volcano ready to blow in Iceland and being taunted with something big in 48 hours is just an addition to the overall suspense.

Yes, cos you're lonely. But it doesn't matter, as you haven't.

DB... are we talking about smoking sheep? Isn't that illegal? The poor animals? Do you actuallly roll them on a carpet and set it on fire, or use the roasting lamb smoke?

Ask Wasted.

Who said I wasnt exciting

Why? The German BND has a track record of complete failure. Not in the pig's bay scale that people really get hurt but in the "I make a complete idiot of myself and my country" way...

My personal favourite took place in the 90s: The BND wants to prove that there is a global market for nuclear weapon technology since the iron curtain came down and Russia was in a crisis. Fair enough.

Hiring some Columbian to buy weapon grade enriched Plutonium 239 and enough Lithium 6 for a hydrogene bomb is quite questionable. Putting him on a Lufthansa passenger plane with the stuff is outright idiotic - and having news reporter finding out about it... (http://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plutonium-Affäre)

P.S: The CIA has it's senior analyst who managed to locate Bin Laden exposed - based on an official white house press photo... http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/0..._n_896529.html

Dude, the guy hasn't even posted yet.

Half your information is right and i won't elaborate, expected time is last week in July / first week of August

Right, Then it's probably something to do with culling badgers??

Finally an interesting comment! rofl

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Seriously? Another volcano?

Alternatively who cares what they forecast thousands of years ago; most of the good & the great today cannot even accurately forecast what will happen tomorrow.