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Are you having one of those days today?

Wished you were here today to see this…it is a long time since I did one of my dizzy moments and had to share it J

Today was a classic, I came to work with my summer dress on back to front!!!

I thought it was a v.neck dress not a straight one and was wondering how there was now a seam that runs down the front, so I went of to my meeting, half way through the meeting I noticed the label was at the front. The dress didn’t look that different but it is that feeling when you realize that it is back to front and you are in the middle of a meeting talking to someone FUNNY…..The woman must have wondered why I was fiddling with the top of my dress and then suddenly looking surprised at nothing ))))

But the best bit…. When I stood up you know where your dress (well ladies that is) sometimes naturally stretches at the back a bit because of your derriere, well this bit was at the front…. Haa haa luckily I was carrying a file with me so I held it at the front.

LOL have a good day at work today and let us know how if you are having any funny bloopers
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Wished you were here today to see this…it is a long time since I did one of my dizzy moments and had to share it J

Today was a classic, I came to work with my summer dress on back to front!!!

I thought it was a v.neck dress not a straight one and was wondering how there was now a seam that runs down the front, so I went of to my meeting, half way through the meeting I noticed the label was at the front. The dress didn’t look that different but it is that feeling when you realize that it is back to front and you are in the middle of a meeting talking to someone FUNNY…..The woman must have wondered why I was fiddling with the top of my dress and then suddenly looking surprised at nothing ))))

But the best bit…. When I stood up you know where your dress (well ladies that is) sometimes naturally stretches at the back a bit because of your derriere, well this bit was at the front…. Haa haa luckily I was carrying a file with me so I held it at the front.

LOL have a good day at work today and let us know how if you are having any funny bloopers
Would have been perfect for the 'back boobies' in yesterday's fashion crimes thread
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I know the feeling, I'm forever putting my socks on the wrong feet..
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Haa haa that made me laugh.... I couldnt see behind me so I may have had "back boobies"... Brilliant!
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Old 28.07.2011, 15:40
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Yup, I just majorly bumped my head over lunch time...but I'm a man, so I cannot show any pain. (somebody give me a hug please )
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Old 28.07.2011, 15:52
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I had an interesting 'wardrobe malfuction' once in a lecture. It was very ackward....for the rest of the people in the lecture hall!
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I had an interesting 'wardrobe malfuction' once in a lecture. It was very ackward....for the rest of the people in the lecture hall!
Well, what was it?

My story:

I once went grocery shopping in the summer. I had my backpack with me, to carry my groceries. I had on a nice blue skirt, fitting for the weather. I bought more food than I planned, for some reason or another, so my arms were loaded with heavy bags that were hard to put down and I had a heavy backpack on my back.

The store was about 2 km away from where I lived, so I made my trek down a main street. It was an odd street, with many homeless people and bohemians and crazy people talking to walls. Normally safe enough, especially during the middle of the day. All this people I learned to ignore normally.

I was walking back, when I suddenly noticed that I was receiving an unusual amount of attention. Cat calls, wolf whistles, lecherous looks. I had a deep sinking feeling. My heavy backpack somehow was causing my skirt to ride up with every step. My ass was basically hanging out on a main street. I couldn't put down my bags, because it'd be almost impossible to pick them up again and I would have to bend down, exposing more of myself to the world. I simply walked with head high for the remaining 1.5 km back. I even walked past numerous policeman and the like. At least I wasn't arrested for indecent exposure.

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I had an interesting 'wardrobe malfuction' once in a lecture. It was very ackward....for the rest of the people in the lecture hall!
Please elaborate...
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Old 28.07.2011, 16:14
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Old 28.07.2011, 16:25
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Please elaborate...

Well I wasn't sure how to post this in PG style so here goes.

It was one of those great commando days, and apparently I had forgot to zip up at some point during the day. During the lecture a certain random physical mechanism just happened to errm happen (as they're known to do), and as I stood up to leave the lecture.

Well...

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Well I wasn't sure how to post this in PG style so here goes.

It was one of those great commando days, and apparently I had forgot to zip up at some point during the day. During the lecture a certain random physical mechanism just happened to errm happen (as they're known to do), and as I stood up to leave the lecture.

Well...
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Old 28.07.2011, 16:27
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I always thought you were a girl!!

I sure hope not----if so, I have been gravely mis-informed on anatomy.
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