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24.08.2011, 14:34
| | | | Re: Wifey Day Care [what does your wife do while you're at work?]
| Quote: |  | | | We actually need an extra wifey in our house, in that case. | | | | | I wish my wife was as open minded... :P
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24.08.2011, 14:36
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Don't forget to let them outside to do there 'business' before you goto work, you don't want to come home to a mess.
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25.08.2011, 15:35
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There's wife fun. For employed or not, there's always needlework. Canning fruits. Scrubbing the house. Getting another degree....Uhm, and playing some music, drawing, volunteering, hanging out with locals, EFers, library fun is good, get her a lot of interesting books.  |
25.08.2011, 15:38
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Well, generally speaking, she has urgent business to discuss with the mailman or the plumber...or so she tells me.
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25.08.2011, 15:53
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| Quote: | |  | | | Well, generally speaking, she has urgent business to discuss with the mailman or the plumber...or so she tells me. | | | | |
Maybe she needs her pipes plunged or a package inserted in her mail slot.
In any case I am a certified wife sitter/plumber/mail/milk man. I can P.M you my hours of operation and price for such duties.
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25.08.2011, 16:07
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| Quote: | | | | | Maybe she needs her pipes plunged or a package inserted in her mail slot.
In any case I am a certified wife sitter/plumber/mail/milk man. I can P.M you my hours of operation and price for such duties. | | | | | Ah, thanks for your help...you're a true friend.  |
25.08.2011, 16:42
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| Quote: | | | | I already have a wife, but I was wondering what you all do with yours when you're away at work.
Are a bowl of water, some squeaky toys and free access to the kitchen sufficient to keep them occupied, or have you made other arrangements? | | | | | You've been Switzerlanded.
Why not send her down t'pit?
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26.08.2011, 00:52
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Slaves' Revolt
So de ah wa trying earn hones crus but draggd out in fields by ma wiff an othr slaves and widdf them wi mucho mucho grunto grunto pointi pointi, me figur out ah mus make fenci fenci.
Ok, me-n-you e maka fenci fenci, all foll down mucho admiratio, wenotworthi, wenotworthi, we beer drrinky buy buy, demi gawd you.
Now by and large I'm not really a demi-god (but don't tell the people on the isRail-paletteLine thread) , but plea no I tell me no wanna pissa dere parade 
And to be fair, I didn't realise Jews' and Arabs' religions would need a razor blade to separate them - me0's jus a dumb-ass, lowdy lowdy 
Ol man Jodan, dat ol man Jodan
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26.08.2011, 11:02
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| Quote: | | | | | Slaves' Revolt
So de ah wa trying earn hones crus but draggd out in fields by ma wiff an othr slaves and widdf them wi mucho mucho grunto grunto pointi pointi, me figur out ah mus make fenci fenci.
Ok, me-n-you e maka fenci fenci, all foll down mucho admiratio, wenotworthi, wenotworthi, we beer drrinky buy buy, demi gawd you.
Now by and large I'm not really a demi-god (but don't tell the people on the isRail-paletteLine thread) , but plea no I tell me no wanna pissa dere parade
And to be fair, I didn't realise Jews' and Arabs' religions would need a razor blade to separate them - me0's jus a dumb-ass, lowdy lowdy
Ol man Jodan, dat ol man Jodan | | | | |
What??  |
26.08.2011, 11:13
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| Quote: | | | | | What?? | | | | | 6th whisky blues...
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26.08.2011, 11:43
| | | | Re: Wifey Day Care [what does your wife do while you're at work?]
| Quote: | | | | | 6th whisky blues... | | | | | No massa boass, me no 'llowed whisky, you knows dat!  | |
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