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Old 26.08.2011, 09:23
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How do you feel about today ?

My tolerance is low after my first week back at work so please ensure all replies are notated in iambic pentameter, italicised and in the Queens English.

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Old 26.08.2011, 09:31
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How do you feel about today ?

My tolerance is low after my first week back at work so please ensure all replies are notated in iambic pentameter, italicised and in the Queens English.

Off you go peasants.
I feel of today that the weekend is nigh.
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Old 26.08.2011, 09:36
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Re: Today

Thanks for asking.

I'm 43% frisky, 28% raring to go and the balance is carefully offset between providing due diligence to work and spreading love.

Do you really care? Or are we lining the stage for you to trump our collective woes with your Royal Flush of pain and agony?
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Old 26.08.2011, 09:41
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Careful fellas. September is almost upon us - at which point the Glarus valley won't see direct sun until April again.

DD might not make it through the winter while maintaining his tenuous grip on reality.
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Old 26.08.2011, 09:45
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I feel of today that the weekend is nigh.
That's 11 sylables. Nice try.
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Old 26.08.2011, 09:45
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Re: Today

I feel happy, Oh so happy...
I feel happy and witty and gay!!!!
And I pity any guy who isn't me today!

I feel charming, Oh so charming...
Its alarming how charming I feel!!!!
And so happy that I hardly can believe I'm real




( note : I would like to point out to my friends and family that the use of the word gay in this song merely reflects a happy soul )

(note+ : and yes... half day work today and then I'm going to sunny england for the w.e. )
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Old 26.08.2011, 09:46
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Careful fellas. September is almost upon us - at which point the Glarus valley won't see direct sun until April again.

DD might not make it through the winter while maintaining his tenuous grip on reality.
Who's DD?
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Old 26.08.2011, 09:50
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..and to answer OP's question, I feel like:

"Out of the tree of life, I just picked me a plum...."
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Old 26.08.2011, 10:05
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That's 11 sylables. Nice try.
You have to say "weekend" pretty quickly
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Old 26.08.2011, 10:07
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Re: Today

Is UTH being trolled or does nobody actually know what iambic pentameter is ?

de DA de DA de DA de DA de DA

which is pretty much how I feel today.
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Old 26.08.2011, 10:10
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Is UTH being trolled or does nobody actually know what iambic pentameter is ?


( I think I've found my next new avatar btw. )
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Old 26.08.2011, 10:26
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Old 26.08.2011, 10:54
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Ha ha ha! Love it!!
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Old 26.08.2011, 11:46
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Who's DD?
DB's cousin twice removed
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Old 26.08.2011, 11:56
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Mathnut ???

(severe test of sense of humour in progress)
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Old 26.08.2011, 12:00
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Re: Today

just like every other day....



or probably more appropriately... ->>>>

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Old 26.08.2011, 12:08
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I feel surpirsingly happy today...despite turning down a job

Too far to travel and long long hours don't fit into my busy home life!
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Old 26.08.2011, 12:13
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Re: Today

Today is definately 'half full' day. Although slightly miffed that OH's shirt is not big enough for me to make a dress out of........but that's good news for him

Now off for a picnic in the forest for lunch!
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Old 26.08.2011, 12:15
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Today is definately 'half full' day. Although slightly miffed that OH's shirt is not big enough for me to make a dress out of........but that's good news for him

Now off for a picnic in the forest for lunch!

It's big enough for a dress, trust me.
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The world's gone mad. So has it's dog.
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