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Old 08.09.2011, 12:10
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Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

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RESEARCHERS have isolated the strand of DNA responsible for people denying responsibility for anything.

Taking samples from front-bench MPs, former England football managers and volunteer middle-aged recently-divorced pub bores, the genetic mutation seems to have developed as a defence mechanism in cavemen to stop them having to hunt mammoths because of their bad back.
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:26
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Re: Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

Thank you! Oooohh where can I get one of those? Wouldn't it make my life simpler?

Quote: Brubaker said:"In the short term it's going to cause a lot of problems as every bone-idle noobie in the country is going to produce a doctor’s letter every time they muck up their life and by extension yours.

Ha ha ha ha !
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:28
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Re: Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

Seems all of my colleagues possess this gene
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Old 08.09.2011, 12:36
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Re: Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

I can't come to work today. I think I've sprained my RisEx gene.
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Re: Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

"They've just found a gene for shyness too.
They would have found it earlier, but it was hiding behind a couple of other genes."
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Old 08.09.2011, 14:29
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Re: Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

Most amusing, but as I've got the "cynical b*stard" gene, I have this feeling that our appendages are being pulled here.
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Re: Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

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I have this feeling that our appendages are
being pulled here.

Really ? You don't say !!!

PS: Pardon me, the sarcasm gene is acting up again.
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Old 08.09.2011, 14:36
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Re: Scientists discover the risible excuse gene

Well, this explains a few things about both Bush administrations...
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Most amusing, but as I've got the "cynical b*stard" gene, I have this feeling that our appendages are being pulled here.
But usually the Daily Mash is so reliable
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