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Saves poor children from moments like this...

That could be one of my 8 grandchildren, Hattie, and she's absolutely beautiful.
Of the 8, 4 have red hair, and those 4 are the most intelligent.
One of them, aged 11, has just won a sailing competition for 11 to 17-year-olds.
Dozens of competitors, and Daisy, with waist-length bright red hair, beat them all in her own heavy old boat.
She's also just won a scholarship to Alleyns School in Dulwich, no mean feat.
Redheads are the best.
One proud granny here.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:24
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I'm sure this will come as a blow to many red heads
It will be their first
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:28
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

So many posts, yet not one mention of Ginger Tossers.

I am so disappointed in you, EF.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:28
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That could be one of my 8 grandchildren, Hattie, and she's absolutely beautiful.
Of the 8, 4 have red hair, and those 4 are the most intelligent.
One of them, aged 11, has just won a sailing competition for 11 to 17-year-olds.
Dozens of competitors, and Daisy, with waist-length bright red hair, beat them all in her own heavy old boat.
She's also just won a scholarship to Alleyns School in Dulwich, no mean feat.
Redheads are the best.
One proud granny here.

as a kid with black hair, I'm very glad my granny isn't on EF
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:31
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as a kid with black hair, I'm very glad my granny isn't on EF
Ah! but the black-haired ones and the blondes are pretty incredible too
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:33
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Ah! but the black-haired ones and the blondes are pretty incredible too

hahaha good save!

My mom is the same. She introduces my brother as the super-intelligent, confident athlete with a high end job who is quite the charmer.

and the younger son, who's also pretty alright.



just joshing you here a bit, obivously a bit of fun-trolling thread with the redheads taking the blunt end
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:33
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

Personally I like red-haired women. You know what they say about the difference between blondes and redheads after all.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:35
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Personally I like red-haired women. You know what they say about the difference between blodes and redheads after all.
I had a fling with a redhead back in the day. Very sensitive nipples.

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Old 21.09.2011, 15:37
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

A friend of mine once said to me:

"I don't like that guy. I bet he has red pubic hair..."

I wasn't sure what exactly that meant, but it still made me laugh my giblets off.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:38
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I had a fling with a rehead back in the day. Very sensitive nipples.
Is that the same principle as with a tyre? When it gets worn out but you can't afford a new one, you get the cheap approximation of how it used to perform?
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:38
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You know what they say about the difference between blodes and redheads after all.
The Melanocortin 1 Receptor? No. What do they say?
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:40
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The Melanocortin 1 Receptor? No. What do they say?
That a blonde is just a redhead that has had the fire shagged out of her.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:44
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hahaha good save!

My mom is the same. She introduces my brother as the super-intelligent, confident athlete with a high end job who is quite the charmer.

and the younger son, who's also pretty alright.



just joshing you here a bit, obivously a bit of fun-trolling thread with the redheads taking the blunt end
I'm probably over-sensitive because my Swiss-German husband is always quoting some stupid rhyme, roughly translated as 'he's an idiot, and she's and idiot and the kid has red hair'.
For some reason he thinks it's funny, because he believes I don't understand what he's saying.................stupid old fool
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:50
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That a blonde is just a redhead that has had the fire shagged out of her.
How bloody pathetic
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:54
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Is that the same principle as with a tyre? When it gets worn out but you can't afford a new one, you get the cheap approximation of how it used to perform?
Possibly, but fixed anyway.
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The company in Denmark has collected 70 liters of sperm
I suppose it beats w**king for a living.
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Old 21.09.2011, 18:17
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

I'm going to start a new clique where only reheads can be members. So there!
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Old 21.09.2011, 18:31
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

The question is. What are they doing with 70 litres.
Are they planning on breeding an army to take on the Empire?
Making some new food source to solve world hunger?
Have they found a new cure for male pattern boldness?
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Old 21.09.2011, 18:35
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The question is. What are they doing with 70 litres.
Apparently it tastes like Irn Bru, though they've not found a way to carbonate it yet. Early attempts with a Soda Stream proved unsuccessful.
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Old 21.09.2011, 18:37
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Can't they donate it to the bukake industry?
I think even they might be choosy about what jizz they want to be covered in.
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