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Old 21.09.2011, 17:46
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Apparently it tastes like Irn Bru, though they've not found a way to carbonate it yet. Early attempts with a Soda Stream proved unsuccessful.
Ahhhh the secret formula has been discoverd. Wait till it is exposed in the Scottish Sun
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Old 21.09.2011, 17:50
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The company in Denmark has collected 70 liters of sperm and now refuses ginger haired donors as they can't give it away.

I think they probably ought to appoint a Press Officer

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Mr Schou said the only reliable demand for sperm from redheaded donors from Ireland, where he said it sold “like hot cakes”.



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He said sperm from donors with brown hair and brown eyes was particularly in demand, because of the bank’s large customer base in Spain, Italy and Greece.




What?!?! Who, me?!?! I didn't say a thing


Well, ok, maybe I thought that we just needed Portugal in the list for a very interesting socio-economic thought-experiment

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Old 21.09.2011, 17:56
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The question is. What are they doing with 70 litres.
Are they planning on breeding an army to take on the Empire?
Making some new food source to solve world hunger?
Have they found a new cure for male pattern boldness?
I like it, but is it really what you meant to say?
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Old 21.09.2011, 18:08
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I like it, but is it really what you meant to say?
Yes. And I would never want grow back something that costs CHF 40 every 3-4 weeks. Its bad enough having to shave
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Old 21.09.2011, 18:20
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I'm going to start a new clique where only reheads can be members. So there!
And admirers? Pleeeeeez
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Old 21.09.2011, 19:51
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I'm going to start a new clique where only reheads can be members. So there!
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And admirers? Pleeeeeez
Where can one sign up ?

What do the English Isles have against redheads anyway ?
It's not an issue in Continental Europe or across the pond
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Old 21.09.2011, 23:00
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

I would love to have a ginger haired kid! They are so cute!
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Old 21.09.2011, 23:13
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I would love to have a ginger haired kid! They are so cute!
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Old 22.09.2011, 09:39
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Apparently it tastes like Irn Bru, though they've not found a way to carbonate it yet. Early attempts with a Soda Stream proved unsuccessful.
That is the most disturbing thing I've ever read.
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Old 22.09.2011, 09:55
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Where is the oddly monikered and desperate sounding M. Ploymi when you need him?

I seem to recall him being errrrr....strawberry blonde?

(PS...I like the name of the journalist.....I think he has some stake in the story!)
Sorry...I was in Denmark
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Old 22.09.2011, 09:56
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

At a rough estimate of ~10mL per ejaculate, that's about 7000 ginger faps.
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Old 22.09.2011, 10:36
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I'm going to start a new clique where only reheads can be members. So there!
Count me in!
I'm ginger (auburn!) and proud!
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Old 22.09.2011, 11:45
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And admirers? Pleeeeeez
Of course! We need all the admirers we can get!

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Old 22.09.2011, 14:58
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random positive ginger comment.



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Old 30.09.2011, 14:36
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

Maybe they did manage to give some ginger sperm away?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/youve-tango...091637662.html

The family resemblance is not immediately clear - both parents have black fur but Tango is bright orange.
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Old 01.10.2011, 09:01
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Old 01.10.2011, 09:21
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I'm going to start a new clique where only reheads can be members. So there!
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Sorry...I was in Denmark
Y'all, the best defense is a good dose of charm

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Maybe they did manage to give some ginger sperm away?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/youve-tango...091637662.html

The family resemblance is not immediately clear - both parents have black fur but Tango is bright orange.
Disturbing . I think a more plausible reason would be the milkman being an orang-utan.
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