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Old 21.09.2011, 14:57
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No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

The company in Denmark has collected 70 liters of sperm and now refuses ginger haired donors as they can't give it away.

You couldn't make this up!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...edheads.html?t
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Old 21.09.2011, 14:58
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The company in Denmark has collected 70 liters of sperm and now refuses ginger haired donors as they can't give it away.

You couldn't make this up!

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...edheads.html?t

makes things awkward for 'kick a ginger day'
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Old 21.09.2011, 14:58
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LOL!!!!!! Classic!
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I've heard that ginger people have no soul.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:00
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Re: Wankers

I for one am in favour of swearing in thread titles.

Can't they donate it to the bukake industry?
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:00
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Re: Wankers

Where is the oddly monikered and desperate sounding M. Ploymi when you need him?

I seem to recall him being errrrr....strawberry blonde?

(PS...I like the name of the journalist.....I think he has some stake in the story!)
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:02
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Saves poor children from moments like this...

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Old 21.09.2011, 15:03
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Re: Wankers

dagnabbit !!, I thought this was going to be another poll.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:03
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Re: Wankers

So they have a surfeit of ginger sperm? Does that mean that gingers really are sad wankers?
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:06
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So they have a surfeit of ginger sperm? Does that mean that gingers really are sad wankers?
I'm not sure it means that they're sad wankers, but it certainly indicates that they're frequently wankers...
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:08
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Re: Wankers

Or, as my mate calls them, "Orangutan's snatch"
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Re: Wankers

The gingers will have the last laugh.

It's caused by a recessive gene, which can take many generations to surface again. In our case, neither me or my husband had any information of any redheads in our families going back to a generation beyond our grandparents, but we still have a (beautifully ) red haired child.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:09
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

Mods are back.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:10
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

wait..
is the sperm red-headed, now?
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:11
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

So it's really true ? nobody likes 'em ?
not even a little bit ?
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:11
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Re: No more red-haired sperm donors wanted

Do the replies in this thread mean it's open house to take the p1ss out of black people then?
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So it's really true ? nobody likes 'em ?
not even a little bit ?
I'm sure this will come as a blow to many red heads
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Do the replies in this thread mean it's open house to take the p1ss out of black people then?
Only if they have red hair.
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Old 21.09.2011, 15:19
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I've heard that ginger people have no soul.





If gingers have no soul...is it due to the lack of pigment? And is that why black people have so much soul?



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