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Old 22.09.2011, 13:38
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Today, in my spam folder.........

........I have a number of tantalising offers:
  • An online Doctorate
  • An apartment in my area
  • MILF Alert: Someone's mom wants to date me
  • Max Gentleman *Enlargement* pills
  • Last Chance To A Guaranteed $235 / Day Online
  • Booty call message waiting for me
and, this last one, which I have no idea what it is for
  • Accopmlish sugperior satge of malqe health: Your organism requires this medicines tob hold superior degree ofh health power

If I was gullible I'd be so much more succesful.
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Old 22.09.2011, 13:46
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........I have a number of tantalising offers:
  • An online Doctorate
  • An apartment in my area
  • MILF Alert: Someone's mom wants to date me
  • Max Gentleman *Enlargement* pills
  • Last Chance To A Guaranteed $235 / Day Online
  • Booty call message waiting for me
and, this last one, which I have no idea what it is for
  • Accopmlish sugperior satge of malqe health: Your organism requires this medicines tob hold superior degree ofh health power
If I was gullible I'd be so much more succesful.

Thanks! I just checked my spam, and almost missed a very important email from a Nigerian Prince!

Can't believe I almost missed that opportunity!
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Old 22.09.2011, 13:51
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Thanks! I just checked my spam, and almost missed a very important email from a Nigerian Prince!

Can't believe I almost missed that opportunity!
Ghaddafi's daughter is offering to transfer 10% of her father's fortune to me. I hope that includes some of his uniforms. She says she is writing to me because she has found out that I am the most trustworthy person around.

What a motivational thing to know.
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Old 22.09.2011, 13:57
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Thank you for this thread, I would never have discovered that the Halifax Building Society needs all my account details and PIN to transfer some previously lost funds.

Beers on me tonight!




(Suddenly realises I don't have a Halifax Building Society account)
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Old 22.09.2011, 14:14
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Ghaddafi's daughter is offering to transfer 10% of her father's fortune to me. I hope that includes some of his uniforms. She says she is writing to me because she has found out that I am the most trustworthy person around.

What a motivational thing to know.
I would take her up on the offer, she's beautiful

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Old 22.09.2011, 14:41
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Re: Today, in my spam folder.........

I can't believe I actually logged in just to check lol!

  • A microsoft award (please run the .exe attachment)
  • Enlargement products (Your love tool sent to drill)
  • BBC offers on jobs (because they know I lost mine. Should I talk to my boss?)
  • Lottery winnings
  • Free Lufthansa tickets
  • BBC breaking knews for Home-Making mothers
  • Cheap Rollex
  • a bunch of chinese spam
  • And the usual Nigerian CEO

They don't make spam like they used to
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Old 22.09.2011, 14:44
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Re: Today, in my spam folder.........

I hardly ever get the Nigerian money transfer spam messages. Does that mean I'm not viewed as trustworthy?
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Old 22.09.2011, 14:45
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Re: Today, in my spam folder.........

I got one for "nipple plumpers."
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Old 22.09.2011, 14:52
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I got one for penis enlargement.....!

But......how do they actually know?
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Old 22.09.2011, 14:54
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I got one for penis enlargement.....!

But......how do they actually know?
Howling with laughter!.... Thank you for todays good belly-laugh!

A laugh a day keeps me fit and healthy.

Now ... I go to check my spam mails .... to get super-fit?
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Old 22.09.2011, 14:56
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But......how do they actually know?
Hmmmmm... because of the lack of bump on the little linen cover on your avatar photo, which we all know, it's you after Saturday night fever?

(my inbox if full of them, and I don't even have the pre-requisites to enlarge...)
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Old 22.09.2011, 14:56
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I would take her up on the offer, she's beautiful

does she use the same plastic surgeon as her father?

or is the similarity genetical?
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Old 22.09.2011, 15:17
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Re: Today, in my spam folder.........

I'm jealous. My spam folder is empty.
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Old 22.09.2011, 15:32
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Re: Today, in my spam folder.........

I'm lucky indeed, I got an oportunity to try "Britney Spears weight loss Promo"... Only strugle the last time I've seen her photos she was not the slimmest woman in the world
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Old 22.09.2011, 15:34
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Re: Today, in my spam folder.........

I received a link to free downloads for Justin Bieber songs. If you receive it, don't click on it. It really does redirect to free Justin Bieber downloads.
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Old 22.09.2011, 22:16
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I don't like SPAM!!!!
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