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Old 23.09.2011, 17:11
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http://www.ikissyou.org/
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Old 23.09.2011, 17:17
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You have anything to add or are we just posting URLs now?
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Old 23.09.2011, 17:34
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Re: I kiss you!

This should probably go in the "weird things found on the internet" thread.

More proof that there IS an existing thread on her for everything! lol.

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Old 24.09.2011, 10:34
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Sad, very sad...

l have home car!!!!! (83model)

My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet) My weight 78 kg.

My eyes green .. I live alone !!!!!!

l like to be friendship from different country ..
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Old 24.09.2011, 10:38
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Re: I kiss you!

...Borat's cousin-brother.
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Old 24.09.2011, 10:44
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Sometimes less is more
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Old 24.09.2011, 10:47
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Sad, very sad...

l have home car!!!!! (83model)

My tall 1.84 cm (6.2 feet) My weight 78 kg.

My eyes green .. I live alone !!!!!!

l like to be friendship from different country ..
How about:

You can contact my manager directly
Agent: Mel Bas. Bas Bros LLC
melmanager@gmail.com
+90 535 293 0004

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Maybe i should also get an agent?
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Old 24.09.2011, 10:48
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.... not here, now.

Maybe username and red blobbies are an indication to something.
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Old 24.09.2011, 10:56
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.... not here, now.

Maybe username and red blobbies are an indication to something.
Maybe offtopic section is an area you should not enter.
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Old 24.09.2011, 13:19
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Maybe offtopic section is an area you should not enter.
Maybe by the time you log back on, this thread won't be in offtopic any more...
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Old 24.09.2011, 13:27
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...Borat's cousin-brother.
LOL u read my mind!
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Old 24.09.2011, 13:36
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Re: I kiss you!

we really need to talk about personal boundaries. All of this kissing is really making me wonder if I'm properly vaccinated.
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Old 24.09.2011, 13:47
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Re: I kiss you!

Mahir sounds like a very personable guy, and he even supports "defective" kids!

Could this be desperate's alternate identity......?
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Old 24.09.2011, 16:18
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Re: I kiss you!

nothing wrong about being overly polite. It's more common in the Middle East countries/Southern countries that people approach each another differently, personal space is closer and sometimes you'll get kissed

read this about the Iranian hospitality, although a bit over the top, but mostly true. I traveled there myself, so I can testify it. Forget about all the xenophobic, anti-Iranian propaganda dominating the media, all that Iranians can be accused of is excessive hospitality. (And as well as for Turkey and Iran and sure a lot more countries, no tea no business)
  1. As you walk the streets, do not talk to or make eye contact with anyone. If you do, they'll say hello to you and invite you to their homes.
  2. If someone says hello to you, immediately treat them to lunch. That's largely a pre-emptive strike. Because if you don't, then they will. If they invite you to lunch, perhaps you will be lucky and they'll take you out to eat. Or you may not be so lucky and they may take you home for the food, in which case, forget about the rest of the day. It doesn't matter if you had plans to see the city or if you have flight out in a couple of hours. You'll just have to be pampered for the rest of the day at the whim of your hosts hospitality.
  3. If someone takes you to lunch, and the time comes for paying the bill, be ready. You'll have to grab the bill at whatever cost. Don't worry about grabbing, scratching, pinching or punching your host/opponent. In fact, you may see people at other tables in what appears to be fighting situations. Don't be alarmed. Those are simple struggles to pay the bill. It is really a fight to the death. But unlike the Western countries, in Iran whoever pays is considered the winner. After you win, feel proud and walk around with a triumphant grin. You may want to do some trash talk after you win also "What? He says he wants to pay... How dare he thinks he can beat me at this? You think I'm some kind of amateur? Hogwash!" (There is my favorite word again.)
  4. If somehow you're invited to somebody's house for what innocently appears to be just some tea and pastry, don't believe it. You're in for more, a lot more.
  5. When invited, it doesn't matter if you're expected at the house or not. You could walk into any house in Iran, as a complete stranger, with the lady of the house not expecting you, with their food pantry completely empty. It's all immaterial. Half an hour after your arrival you're presented with a Herculean volume of incredible food. Don't even ask how the lady could do so much in so little time. That's part of being an Iranian woman. Perhaps it's a magic trick that enables them to wave a wand and have food appear on the table. Or perhaps they can warp time and get 2 day work done in a blink of an eye. Whatever it is, nobody knows how they do it. Even I don't, and I'm allegedly a so-called Iranian man.
  6. If you end up going to someone's house, don't take off your shoes. You may never leave that house with your shoes again. If you refuse to stay peacefully, they'll hide your shoes. You'll either put up, or will have to slip out of the house... bare-footed.
  7. If you do end up going to someone's house, remember that long greetings are the order of the day. You don't just say "Hi. How are you? I'm fine," and be done with it. No sir. You have to spend half an hour passing niceties: "Hi! How are you? How's your mother? How's your mother's mother? How's your parakeet? How's your left pant leg? How's your turnip? How's your spare tire? Is it still flat? Is everything fine at work? How are the interest rates? I'm fine thank you for asking thank you ever so much I'm fine only because of your constant prayers for me if it wasn't for your mere presence God may not have created me I'm so thankful that you invited me... So, how are you? How's your mother? How's your turnip?" And make sure you repeat everything three times because the hosts may not have heard it the first time since they were asking the same questions simultaneously.
  8. If you're served food, be careful. As your plate empties, your host will keep serving food onto your dish, sometimes without asking you, sometimes despite your objections. Your best bet is to eat slowly, slower than your host. Try to bore your host with your eating pace. Have some defensive moves ready. Like, the minute they try to fill your plate, grab your plate and move it away behind you and swear on your grandmother's grave you're so full, you're about to explode. If you have to, grab the plate, get up and run around the room yelling "no thank you no thank you" keeping the plate away from the hosts at all times. Another tactic maybe to stage a counterattack. As soon as your host's plate begins to empty, you start serving HIM more food. This way they'll know they're dealing with a professional and may back off. Remember, if you're not really careful, you WILL explode.
  9. After you eat, keep telling them how it was the best food that you ever ate. In return, the hosts will keep apologizing how awful the food was, and that there wasn't enough variety and they promise you that next time they'll have a 240 course meal instead of only 85. Do not be intimidated though. Keep bombarding them with complements: "What? What are you talking about? Are you out of your minds? That was simply the best food anyone on the planet could make. That was a kingly feast. That was an unabashed triumphant success beyond anyone's wildest imagination. That food was delectably heavenly." You can try even wilder lines and eventually settle for those lines that work best for you.
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Old 24.09.2011, 16:32
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@Chill lee: do you really think people will read the whole post?
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Old 24.09.2011, 16:38
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Re: I kiss you!

i stopped after Middle East...
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Old 24.09.2011, 16:44
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I did, and enjoyed it!

My baby is sleeping in my arms, I have nothing else to do
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Old 24.09.2011, 17:06
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I did, it's quite funny.
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Old 24.09.2011, 18:05
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Chill Lee's post has rescued this thread- bostin stuff!
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Old 24.09.2011, 18:21
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Re: I kiss you!

Why would't they? It's actally rather nice.

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