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07.10.2011, 14:09
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Hi all,
I thought it would be nice to have some groans, as I have received none so far. I think they add character. So here we go:
I hate dogs, cats, and lolcats with a passion, parrots, cows, cowbells and church bells.
I dislike all atheists, religious people, straight, gay, white, black, with purple stripes and polka dots, Swiss, foreigners, left and right, politically and non-politically correct.
I want stores open 24/7, so I can buy self-rising flour, brown sugar, pancakes and waffles, shotguns and cinnamon-flavored toothpaste.
I am a smoker and will smoke wherever and whenever I darn please to do so.
I love Israel and I dislike Israel.
...have I forgotten anything else? Oh, yes: is CHF120K enough to survive in Swiss while I utter all kinds of offensive words on my way to a bank owned by the "evil powers" who control the world?
P.S. Yes, I am having a slow day.
P.P.S. Have a great weekend everyone!  |
07.10.2011, 14:10
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| | | Re: No Groans?
Fail.
Can't groan in OT  |
07.10.2011, 14:11
| | | | Re: No Groans?
Sorry, you'll have to try harder. Won't get any groans from me this time... |
07.10.2011, 14:11
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| | | Re: No Groans?
| Quote: | |  | | | Hi all,
I thought it would be nice to have some groans, as I have received none so far. I think they add character. So here we go:
I hate dogs, cats, and lolcats with a passion, parrots, cows, cowbells and church bells.
I dislike all atheists, religious people, straight, gay, white, black, with purple stripes and polka dots, Swiss, foreigners, left and right, politically and non-politically correct.
I want stores open 24/7, so I can buy self-rising flour, brown sugar, pancakes and waffles, shotguns and cinnamon-flavored toothpaste.
I am a smoker and will smoke wherever and whenever I darn please to do so.
I love Israel and I dislike Israel.
...have I forgotten anything else? Oh, yes: is CHF120K enough to survive in Swiss while I utter all kinds of offensive words on my way to a bank owned by the "evil powers" who control the world?
P.S. Yes, I am having a slow day.
P.P.S. Have a great weekend everyone! | | | | | Did you by any chance inhale second hand smoke from Prof. Taratonga's special cigerettes?   |
07.10.2011, 14:12
| | | | Re: No Groans?
Would you like some negative rep instead?
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07.10.2011, 14:12
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Only special people get groans! You're not special! Just face the truth! |
07.10.2011, 14:12
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07.10.2011, 14:13
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| Quote: | | | | | Fail.
Can't groan in OT | | | | | Darn!!! I really didn't think about that - I just thought it was as off-topic as you can get. Maybe I should have tried in "forum support"? Well, you all can save the groans for another post then |
07.10.2011, 14:13
| | | | Re: No Groans?
| Quote: | | | | | Fail.
Can't groan in OT | | | | | Oops, just saw that. Fail to me too.  |
07.10.2011, 14:14
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| Quote: | | | | | Fail.
Can't groan in OT | | | | | Can we move it to the jokes-forum.....o no, you can't groan there either
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07.10.2011, 14:15
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| | | Re: No Groans?
The irony of posting in off topic! | Quote: | | | | | Hi all,
I thought it would be nice to have some groans, as I have received none so far. I think they add character. So here we go:
I hate dogs, cats, and lolcats with a passion, parrots, cows, cowbells and church bells.
I dislike all atheists, religious people, straight, gay, white, black, with purple stripes and polka dots, Swiss, foreigners, left and right, politically and non-politically correct.
I want stores open 24/7, so I can buy self-rising flour, brown sugar, pancakes and waffles, shotguns and cinnamon-flavored toothpaste.
I am a smoker and will smoke wherever and whenever I darn please to do so.
I love Israel and I dislike Israel.
...have I forgotten anything else? Oh, yes: is CHF120K enough to survive in Swiss while I utter all kinds of offensive words on my way to a bank owned by the "evil powers" who control the world?
P.S. Yes, I am having a slow day.
P.P.S. Have a great weekend everyone! | | | | | |
07.10.2011, 14:15
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| | | Re: No Groans?
| Quote: | | | | | Did you by any chance inhale second hand smoke from Prof. Taratonga's special cigerettes? | | | | | Till the part with the smoking in F's post I thought you two had something going...
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07.10.2011, 14:15
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| | | Re: No Groans?
| Quote: | | | | | This is off topic, so it's not possible to groan! | | | | | Yes, thank you..see previous 10 posts.
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07.10.2011, 14:27
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| Quote: | | | | | Yes, thank you..see previous 10 posts. | | | | | Yes, listen to our new mod, LiB |
07.10.2011, 14:29
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| | | Re: No Groans?
25th hour speech???
NSFW (Language) |
07.10.2011, 14:29
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| Quote: | | | | | Yes, listen to our new mod, LiB | | | | | Thank you and welcome. Check out the events calendar for any upcoming activities.  |
07.10.2011, 14:44
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Jeez. Can nobody think out of the box?
Glad to help Fredi.
Though there's going to be some confused people. |
07.10.2011, 14:44
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| | | Re: No Groans?
| Quote: | | | | | Till the part with the smoking in F's post I thought you two had something going... | | | | | No Prof.. she is just blowing smoke but not sure which ass though..
What did you guys had for lunch?? 
Calm down, Dear.. you will need to calm down. |
07.10.2011, 14:53
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| | | Re: No Groans?
| Quote: | | | | | Jeez. Can nobody think out of the box?
Glad to help Fredi.
Though there's going to be some confused people. | | | | | Thanks buddy  | Quote: | | | | | No Prof.. she is just blowing smoke but not sure which ass though..
What did you guys had for lunch??
Calm down, Dear.. you will need to calm down. | | | | | You mean thing 
Lunch was cool, looking forward to dinner |
07.10.2011, 16:21
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| | | Re: No Groans?
| Quote: | | | | | Only special people get groans! You're not special! Just face the truth!
| | | | | You believed that sh*^??
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