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No Groans?

Hi all,

I thought it would be nice to have some groans, as I have received none so far. I think they add character. So here we go:

I hate dogs, cats, and lolcats with a passion, parrots, cows, cowbells and church bells.

I dislike all atheists, religious people, straight, gay, white, black, with purple stripes and polka dots, Swiss, foreigners, left and right, politically and non-politically correct.

I want stores open 24/7, so I can buy self-rising flour, brown sugar, pancakes and waffles, shotguns and cinnamon-flavored toothpaste.

I am a smoker and will smoke wherever and whenever I darn please to do so.

I love Israel and I dislike Israel.

...have I forgotten anything else? Oh, yes: is CHF120K enough to survive in Swiss while I utter all kinds of offensive words on my way to a bank owned by the "evil powers" who control the world?

P.S. Yes, I am having a slow day.

P.P.S. Have a great weekend everyone!
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Old 07.10.2011, 14:10
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Fail.

Can't groan in OT
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Sorry, you'll have to try harder. Won't get any groans from me this time...
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Hi all,

I thought it would be nice to have some groans, as I have received none so far. I think they add character. So here we go:

I hate dogs, cats, and lolcats with a passion, parrots, cows, cowbells and church bells.

I dislike all atheists, religious people, straight, gay, white, black, with purple stripes and polka dots, Swiss, foreigners, left and right, politically and non-politically correct.

I want stores open 24/7, so I can buy self-rising flour, brown sugar, pancakes and waffles, shotguns and cinnamon-flavored toothpaste.

I am a smoker and will smoke wherever and whenever I darn please to do so.

I love Israel and I dislike Israel.

...have I forgotten anything else? Oh, yes: is CHF120K enough to survive in Swiss while I utter all kinds of offensive words on my way to a bank owned by the "evil powers" who control the world?

P.S. Yes, I am having a slow day.

P.P.S. Have a great weekend everyone!
Did you by any chance inhale second hand smoke from Prof. Taratonga's special cigerettes?
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Old 07.10.2011, 14:12
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Re: No Groans?

Would you like some negative rep instead?
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Only special people get groans! You're not special! Just face the truth!

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Fail.

Can't groan in OT
Darn!!! I really didn't think about that - I just thought it was as off-topic as you can get. Maybe I should have tried in "forum support"? Well, you all can save the groans for another post then
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Fail.

Can't groan in OT
Oops, just saw that. Fail to me too.
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Fail.

Can't groan in OT
Can we move it to the jokes-forum.....o no, you can't groan there either
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Old 07.10.2011, 14:15
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Re: No Groans?

The irony of posting in off topic!

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Hi all,

I thought it would be nice to have some groans, as I have received none so far. I think they add character. So here we go:

I hate dogs, cats, and lolcats with a passion, parrots, cows, cowbells and church bells.

I dislike all atheists, religious people, straight, gay, white, black, with purple stripes and polka dots, Swiss, foreigners, left and right, politically and non-politically correct.

I want stores open 24/7, so I can buy self-rising flour, brown sugar, pancakes and waffles, shotguns and cinnamon-flavored toothpaste.

I am a smoker and will smoke wherever and whenever I darn please to do so.

I love Israel and I dislike Israel.

...have I forgotten anything else? Oh, yes: is CHF120K enough to survive in Swiss while I utter all kinds of offensive words on my way to a bank owned by the "evil powers" who control the world?

P.S. Yes, I am having a slow day.

P.P.S. Have a great weekend everyone!
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Did you by any chance inhale second hand smoke from Prof. Taratonga's special cigerettes?
Till the part with the smoking in F's post I thought you two had something going...
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This is off topic, so it's not possible to groan!
Yes, thank you..see previous 10 posts.
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Old 07.10.2011, 14:27
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Yes, thank you..see previous 10 posts.
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Old 07.10.2011, 14:29
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25th hour speech???

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Re: No Groans?

Jeez. Can nobody think out of the box?

Glad to help Fredi.



Though there's going to be some confused people.
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Till the part with the smoking in F's post I thought you two had something going...
No Prof.. she is just blowing smoke but not sure which ass though..

What did you guys had for lunch??

Calm down, Dear.. you will need to calm down.
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Jeez. Can nobody think out of the box?

Glad to help Fredi.



Though there's going to be some confused people.
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No Prof.. she is just blowing smoke but not sure which ass though..

What did you guys had for lunch??

Calm down, Dear.. you will need to calm down.
You mean thing

Lunch was cool, looking forward to dinner
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You believed that sh*^??
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