( glad I got to this one before "the Local" found it )

KFC Is Putting Colonel Sanders’ Recipes on the Internet
The bigwigs at KFC recently discovered a long-lost manuscript by Colonel Sanders, the highest-ranking military man in the fast food universe. It's his life story stitched together with his favorite recipes for things like pies, casseroles, sauces, and just about everything else. And it's going to be available for free on the internet![/I]

Chapter II. - The Colonel tells of the secret love child that he had with Chiquita Banana, and that they shipped him to Switzerland to keep him out of the limelight until time came to tell him of his secret inheritance