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Old 15.11.2011, 06:44
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Famous last words...

“There's a relationship between me and Humphrey and that's what some people don't understand. They think you can only have a relationship with dogs, cats and domestic animals. But I have a relationship with the most dangerous animal in Africa.”

He has been killed by his pet hippopotamus http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-mauled-...et-hippo-.html

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Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel.
Executed in electric chair in New York.
~~ George Appel, d. 1928
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Old 15.11.2011, 07:37
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Re: Famous last words...

my favourite,

Either that wallpaper goes, or I do.
~~ Oscar Wilde, writer, d. November 30, 1900
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Re: Famous last words...

Yeah, I always face the girls when sleeping. The supposed tame ones cunningly disguise their desires to nip when you're not looking.....
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