Sorry. I have to do it.

Obviously you are paid far too much for what you do...

I always knew you had a small package...

almost there.

it should have been

look at this package, now look at your men, now back to me...

sigh in any case...

Thanks Ouch. I'll have to get lessons from you, the master. Do you need groupies?

look at my package

Eeuww. That's some disturbed artist.

... And so it begins.....

Invisible cojones- awesome!

that

is

awesome!

Objective opinion of package:

That is a good package, KF, but it appears to be tightly strung up. It looks as if it would be a bit difficult to unwrap. Wrapping could use an infusion of color or pattern in order to make package more appealing.

7 out of 10.

7 out of 10 is on the generous side ... unlike the package.

Now i understand the problem. Everybody looks to the package but none knows what to do with it.

Explained...thanks guys.

Yes, you are right, I was trying to be a bit less critical as it seemed like it was the first time that KF had showed his package publicly. Guys can be so defensive about their packages if they feel they are inferior; I thought I should be nice while still offering helpful suggestions as to how he could make his more appealing.

Nice try. The post office doesn't like all that string. The shipping label won't stick to it.

Oooooooooh that made me laugh so haaaaaaard.