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Old 22.11.2011, 14:15
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Old 22.11.2011, 14:23
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

Video looks totally fake! They played it. No mother who has a nice pretty living room will just go around, filming and asking: What are you doing? What happened? Riiiiiiight.



Edit: Or she is on heavy prozac!
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Old 22.11.2011, 14:25
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

she keeps saying 'I don't know what to do'. Here's an idea love. TELL THEM OFF!
Pick them up, bathe them and get the hoover out.
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Old 22.11.2011, 14:27
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

That's a reason to have kids. The flour will clean up, they will be laughing about it for years.

On another note, can you imagine how epic it would be if a vacuum cleaner salesman showed up right then?! Why yes, I would like a demonstration!
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Old 22.11.2011, 14:30
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That's a reason to have kids. The flour will clean up, they will be laughing about it for years.

On another note, can you imagine how epic it would be if a vacuum cleaner salesman showed up right then?! Why yes, I would like a demonstration!
Totally agree


Stop being so precious.


The kids got into the kitchen and found flour.

............ wait until they work out how to open the shed in the backyard and find Grease and Paint.
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Old 22.11.2011, 14:31
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

Mrs. G.'s cousin's twins once found a tub of Sudocreme...
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Old 22.11.2011, 14:33
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Stop being so precious.

Well, when can we go to your place?
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Old 22.11.2011, 15:59
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Mrs. G.'s cousin's twins once found a tub of Sudocreme...
Been there! And getting that stuff off the back of the bedroom door (in your rented accommodation) is unexpectedly difficult. Of course we didn't attempt it until we had laughed ourselves silly first.

Reason not to have children: if you have no sense of humour.
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Old 22.11.2011, 16:02
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............ wait until they work out how to open the shed in the backyard and find Grease and Paint.
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Old 22.11.2011, 19:42
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May I complain against kids?

Maybe the wrong section, but just to hilarious not to share!
So, if you think you had a hard day, re-think:

http://www.20min.ch/videotv/?vid=226963&cid=45

Enjoy!
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Old 22.11.2011, 19:53
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Re: May I complain against kids?

Wonderful, at first I thought it was white thick paint on the floor. Whew!
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Old 22.11.2011, 20:39
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

Reminds me of a visit to my brother's house, my niece had been sent up to nap and her mother (my sis-in-law) came back downstairs. My bro got home, went to peek at the lil darling and discovered that she'd gotten into the hand cream AND the baby powder and spread both all over the bathroom.

One or the other is messy enough, the two mixed...

Thankfully it was all still wet / fresh when it was discovered, I'd hate to think how bad it could have been if it had a chance to soak in and dry.
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Old 22.11.2011, 20:55
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

That mom was either really in shock, or waayyy too calm. I'm a guy, and I'd probably have lost it.... It was funny to see, however.
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

Always 2 boys. I have two boys and they are into everything!
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Old 22.11.2011, 21:28
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

I just showed this to my 4 year old and she thought it was hilarious.....so did I.......You have to see the funny side....

That mother is a little odd.......
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Old 24.11.2011, 18:44
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

This from a friend of mine with a one year old:

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thinking of building a baby THUNDERDOME and starting the World infant pugilist society WIPS for short. I'm training the year and under champ right now....the face first 360 degree poop fling is his special move.working on the contract with his manager.
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Old 24.11.2011, 19:23
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

My little bit of fun was even my own fault. I was painting the cot for the second baby and the first youngster told me cheerfully how she was painting the door of her room and I said, without bothering to look round, 'Yes dear, that's nice'. And I bet that door still has black felt-tipped-pen stripes across it.
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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

This was so obviously a complete set up- She is trying cash in on the viral you tube money. And repeating Oh My Gosh ad infinitum does not help to make it more convincing

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Re: Reasons Not to Have Kids......

even if acted. loved her sentence: looks like a snowman has puked all over the flat!
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