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Old 14.01.2012, 13:22
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

He's the one on the right:

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Old 14.01.2012, 13:24
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Guys, do not be envious. Sorry, the topic is not for you.
ROTF LMAO !!! He's a legend in his own mind !!

Thanks for the laughs, now go back to the dating sites you've failed at before and try again
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Old 14.01.2012, 13:27
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no, because even you feel that I am a completely different type of person.
Lily Allen/Not fair
"He's not like all them other boys
They're all so dumb and immature"

"There's just one thing ..."

I always wondered which kind of men inspired Lily to write this song..
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Old 14.01.2012, 13:36
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I do not really need a lot extra cash, and I have well-paid job in a reputable company..
Where is that thread on anonymous dupe accounts

That merge would look so unsightly, though.. Or Job Wanted, gosh, too much werk sat mornin.
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Old 14.01.2012, 13:37
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

Yes, I can inspire
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Old 14.01.2012, 13:38
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Yes, I can inspire
Ok what does a handsome, employed guy like you doing in a place like this? Did you actually go out and try to score?
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Old 14.01.2012, 13:40
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

I think your name says it all...

You're dreaming !!!
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Old 14.01.2012, 13:41
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A young and handsome English-speaking guy is looking for a lady tired of spending her nights alone. Will bring a lot of excitement and satisfaction. And if your life is just between your work and home, and you want to add some bright and maybe hot moments, we could bring this together.
You need to have at least 10 post and be in the forum for 7 days before advertising... yourself

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Yes, I can inspire

Just to make sure you know the rest of the lyrics before you loose any client


"There's just one thing that's getting in the way
When we go up to bed, you're just no good, it's such a shame

I look into your eyes, I want to get to know you

And then you make this noise and it's apparent it's all over "

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Old 14.01.2012, 13:52
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

I am not advertising myself I am just saying hello to the forum and if seriously, I do look for constant lovely relationships with a nice charming lady, which could bring positive emotions to both of us. Thanks God, I do not need to sell my body and have much better ways to earn a fortune
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Old 14.01.2012, 13:59
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

I think you may have more success, advertising here:
http://www.men4rentnow.com/index.asp

But you may have to accept a minor compromise regarding your client's gender.

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Old 14.01.2012, 14:12
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As mentioned, just send me your email address I will send you my photo. It is not for public distribution though.

,I do not really need a lot extra cash
and I have well-paid job in a reputable company. However, in the business world, some people to pay close a contarct and pay something to ensure they could get what they want and as they want. This weekend, a try is for free.
so you are a Male prostitute? Ok, fair enough. Please, could you tell me your services and price lists?
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Old 14.01.2012, 14:42
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

I may have a "client" for you, but since you offer a free sample anyway, lack of payment should not be an Issue.
But you have to go to Denmark, and wait in line, until it is your turn, and you should not mind being recorded.

http://translate.google.ch/translate...cle1689975.ece

Good luck.

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Old 14.01.2012, 15:11
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If you are interested, just send me a message, and I will provide you additional details
Like with most applications, obviously this is a sort of application, we would like a CV and a photo....after all, us girlies want to know what we will get and if its worth an interview.


You may consider your self a dream but you could be a nightmare lol.....

You say you will help a lady with something special......are you any good at fixing vacuum cleaners?

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Old 14.01.2012, 15:26
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You say you will help a lady with something special......are you any good at fixing vacuum cleaners?
Capable of doing a quality job installing a ceiling fan would be a plus.


Dear Op, contrary to the boobs, penis size comparison and whatever all else was going on the other day, the fact remains that the intent of this forum is not for the sort of hookup which you seem to be advertising.

Welcome to the EF and good luck in your endeavors.
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Old 14.01.2012, 15:27
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

Rent a cock.
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Old 14.01.2012, 15:30
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

Let me explain:

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Old 14.01.2012, 15:43
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

A man with a very big cock.....
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Old 14.01.2012, 15:49
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Re: Will help a lady with something special

Isn't that the plot of a US TV Series named Hung?
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Old 14.01.2012, 15:51
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A man with a very big cock.....
Bad bad girl, Fidgety.

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Old 14.01.2012, 15:53
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I may have a "client" for you, but since you offer a free sample anyway, lack of payment should not be an Issue.
But you have to go to Denmark, and wait in line, until it is your turn, and you should not mind being recorded.

http://translate.google.ch/translate...cle1689975.ece

Good luck.

Doc.
...so, what have we learned today so far. "bunkepul" means social event in Danish. Maybe we should also incorporate a "bunkepul" calendar in our events section.
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