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Old 29.02.2012, 08:58
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Feb. 29th

Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.
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Old 29.02.2012, 09:16
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Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.
Watch out, single women, no excuse to make a poor choice! :-p
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Old 29.02.2012, 09:30
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Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.
S'ok, most of us overweight, ugly women know that shallow jerks are only for sleeping with, not for marrying.
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Old 29.02.2012, 09:54
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Re: Feb. 29th

In unrelated news...my son is now overdue (was due to be born at the weekend). If he's born today, how much money can I save on birthday presents?

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Old 29.02.2012, 09:58
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Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.
Also the other way around? Gotta to find a place to hide.
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Old 29.02.2012, 10:07
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Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.
"Thanks God that I am already married day"
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Old 29.02.2012, 10:08
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In unrelated news...my son is now overdue (was due to be born at the weekend). If he's born today, how much money can I save on birthday presents?

Even better than that - today's the perfect day to get married on: the man can forget the anniversary 3 out of 4 years.

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Also the other way around? Gotta to find a place to hide.
The opposite - today you should be safe - you just have to hide for the other 365 days.
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Old 29.02.2012, 10:11
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Ready for the leap ?

Aaah, I feel GREAT
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Old 29.02.2012, 10:12
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Re: Feb. 29th

Today's a gifted day, one that shouldn't be, but is because the Romans couldn't count. Go bitch slap an Italian to prove the point.

And good luck.
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Old 29.02.2012, 10:14
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Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.

...but there are no rules that say you have to accept the proposal!
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One of my uncles was born on February 29. Sadly, he's no longer around....but he always celebrated his birthday, leap year or not, usually on the 28th.
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Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.
I can see there are going to be a lot of miffed men around by tonight - when they realise that even the fat, ugly, ringless women, have better things to do than propose to them.
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Old 29.02.2012, 11:01
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Re: Feb. 29th

Today I'm going to find a toad and kiss him. There's magic in the air...
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Old 29.02.2012, 11:23
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In unrelated news...my son is now overdue (was due to be born at the weekend). If he's born today, how much money can I save on birthday presents?
75%, of course.
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Old 29.02.2012, 11:34
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Today I'm going to find a toad and kiss him. There's magic in the air...
Open up the Google search engine today, someone's beaten you to it....

That magic in the air you're on about, that'll be Gülle.
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Old 29.02.2012, 11:38
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I am currently waiting for a pm from Nil...........


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Old 29.02.2012, 11:51
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Watch out, single men - today is Feb 29th, when single women can propose to men.

Avoid overweight, ugly women without rings on their finger, at all costs.
I see now that I've possibly made a mistake. My neighbour, a beautiful brunette, slim, long-legged, well-dressed, rich, divorced and free, phoned me this morning to ask me if I would go shopping to the Migros with her today. (Apparently the Migros are giving X10 points as it's 29th). I, fool, as I now know, said 'no - I don't need anything' and now I'm sitting here writing this.

Never mind, an old man like myself couldn't stand the strain anyway!
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I see now that I've possibly made a mistake. My neighbour, a beautiful brunette, slim, long-legged, well-dressed, rich, divorced and free, phoned me this morning to ask me if I would go shopping to the Migros with her today. (Apparently the Migros are giving X10 points as it's 29th). I, fool, as I now know, said 'no - I don't need anything' and now I'm sitting here writing this.

Never mind, an old man like myself couldn't stand the strain anyway!

Irrelevant what day it is you always should say yes to a beautiful brunette, slim, long-legged, well-dressed, rich, divorced and free woman.


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Old 29.02.2012, 12:13
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Never mind, an old man like myself couldn't stand the strain anyway!
Ah, come on. You'd rather date an ordinary, fun woman but just don't want to admit it. We're more fun anyway.
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In unrelated news...my son is now overdue (was due to be born at the weekend). If he's born today, how much money can I save on birthday presents?

3/4

(And best of luck when he does arrive!)
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