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Old 04.05.2012, 00:35
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"What! You live in Zurich?!?! I'm going to be in Greece on the 3rd week of June! you should come meet me in Mykonos!"
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7/7 London bombings, colleague gets a call in th Zurich office.

'just calling to check you are ok'
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Me: Got some problem with my computer system
Global helpdesk from unspecified country: Which office you in?
Me: Luxembourg
Him: Where is that?
Me: A suburb of London
Him: Ah, ok

Thought it was quite funny till found out my computer didnt like being on the London network and had to spend a couple of days ironing it out...

Actually, it was funny come to think of it.
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Old 04.05.2012, 01:00
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Re: Guess the nationality

Back in the days when Geneva used to issue British passports I travelled to the US with such a passport. The border police guy looked at my passport

Him: so you're living in France?
Me: no I live in Switzerland
Him: so why do you have a passport issued in France then?
Me: I don't.... do I?
Him: says here your passport was issued in Geneva, France.
Me: oh really, interesting, can I go now?
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Old 04.05.2012, 01:02
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'Mrica, F yeah!

But then again, most europeans do not know all 52 states of the US either... though it is funny when somebody who is from the US themselves asks me from which state I come, and I answer "the state of the Netherlands" and you see them thinking "hmmm, we got 52 of them.. where is that one?!" till you say "Amsterdam" and they are like "but that is in Denmark right?".... Yeah geography is a b*...
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Old 04.05.2012, 01:11
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'Mrica, F yeah!

But then again, most europeans do not know all 52 states of the US either... though it is funny when somebody who is from the US themselves asks me from which state I come, and I answer "the state of the Netherlands" and you see them thinking "hmmm, we got 52 of them.. where is that one?!" till you say "Amsterdam" and they are like "but that is in Denmark right?".... Yeah geography is a b*...
That's one state for every working week of the year. But even Americans have 2wks. off.
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Old 04.05.2012, 01:22
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That's one state for every working week of the year. But even Americans have 2wks. off.
Sssst do not spoil the injoke, was hoping that Americans would not notice it.
At least everbody who knows Samuel L Jackson should know about the 51st State
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'Mrica, F yeah!

But then again, most europeans do not know all 52 states of the US either... though it is funny when somebody who is from the US themselves asks me from which state I come, and I answer "the state of the Netherlands" and you see them thinking "hmmm, we got 52 of them.. where is that one?!" till you say "Amsterdam" and they are like "but that is in Denmark right?".... Yeah geography is a b*...
I know it`s not Canada ,so it must be mexico
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