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olygirl 11.05.2012 11:33

Bikini Ironing Day
 
It's the last warm day before a cold front so no matter what shape or size, it's time to

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in your

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on the

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grynch 11.05.2012 11:35

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I'd press her bikini. :msnblush:

mimi1981 11.05.2012 11:40

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You iron your bikini's?? :eek:

Also, please be careful when ironing in your bikini. The thought of burning some of those parts....OW!

olygirl 11.05.2012 11:42

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http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...gDcLtSymfy-doX

Yosemite Sam 11.05.2012 12:04

Re: Bikini Ironing Day
 
And there I was hoping that the thread title "Bikini Ironing Day" meant an annual Swiss event where all the ladies iron in public whilst wearing only a bikini.

I could have rocked up with my shirts and admired their ironing skills.....

I am disappointed!

MacGregor's Daughter 11.05.2012 13:01

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Before I can wear my bikini I have to shave my legs and get some tan - too much of an effort for one day. Men can wear shorts whatever their legs look like, it's just not fair.
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jeroen 11.05.2012 13:33

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MacGregor's Daughter (Post 1557526)
Before I can wear my bikini I have to shave my legs and get some tan - too much of an effort for one day. Men can wear shorts whatever their legs look like, it's just not fair.

What is not fair is that guys get a much more limited set of clothing options and variations. The ladies also get to change their hairdo on a daily basis, put it up, keep it long, change the color, do this do that, while guys get stuck to one and the same thing.... so be happy that you have a choice in a lot of other things.

Oh, and also do realize that some guys (I fortunately do not have to ;) ) almost need to shave their chest and backs otherwise they look like gorillas....

In other words be happy with your fair soft skin and yes, shaved legs are an amazing sight to see thus do shave them please ;)

Nil 11.05.2012 13:37

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Quote:

Originally Posted by MacGregor's Daughter (Post 1557526)
Before I can wear my bikini I have to shave my legs and get some tan - too much of an effort for one day. Men can wear shorts whatever their legs look like, it's just not fair.
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Why?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-E32zKcNXSo...hairy-legs.jpg

hannah'sauntie 11.05.2012 13:40

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Quote:

Originally Posted by olygirl (Post 1557433)
It's the last warm day before a cold front so no matter what shape or size, it's time to

http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...0lMehGmpUZ27UE

in your

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...uQSA-UUIFFsdRA

on the

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...cvfFkDtiWvVyKx

Because tomorrow, you'll be doing this...

mimi1981 11.05.2012 13:52

Re: Bikini Ironing Day
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Yosemite Sam (Post 1557465)
And there I was hoping that the thread title "Bikini Ironing Day" meant an annual Swiss event where all the ladies iron in public whilst wearing only a bikini.

I could have rocked up with my shirts and admired their ironing skills.....

I am disappointed!

Now you mention it, when we went to Manor yesterday there were a load of rather attractive men with their shirts off :msntongue: They were promoting a new ironing business in the area and were encouraging members of the public (men only it seemed) to try it out there and then. Sadly the public did not live up to the hunks advertising.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nil (Post 1557557)

:msnsick::msnsick::msnsick::msnsick::msnsick: Why, hello there Chewbacca.

jeroen 11.05.2012 13:53

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hannah'sauntie (Post 1557561)
Because tomorrow, you'll be doing this...

That is for Sunday isn't it? I mean, on the Arbeitstag the people who do not work protest, thus on Mothersday the women should then be doing their chores right? :)

(I'll start hiding now...)

Kamarate 11.05.2012 13:57

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Ha - that woman's legs are epic!

TiMow 11.05.2012 14:08

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... and ladies, if you insist on wearing skimpies, then please trim the minge-fringe and muff-fluff - and armpits shouldn't be a haven for spiders; the continental look is out this year.

hannah'sauntie 12.05.2012 09:48

Re: Bikini Ironing Day
 
Will someone please tell this woman that....


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...y-armpits.html

:eek::msnsick:

Nil 12.05.2012 10:19

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Quote:

Originally Posted by hannah'sauntie (Post 1558016)
Will someone please tell this woman that....


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...y-armpits.html

:eek::msnsick:

Some guys are turned on by hairy women.

Caviarchips 12.05.2012 10:41

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Who the hell irons bikinis???

If they fit right, those creases should get streeeeeetched away nicely


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