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Zug bound 14.11.2007 10:33

Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
When we first moved here, I lost about 7kgs:D simply from walking into town every day, now we have got a car I think I've put it all back on. Added to the car I've discovered those tasty, naughty, tempting little apero snack things. Stuff like mini pizza tarts, cheesey straws, cheesy flans, frickandellan all are bite sized and gorgeous. I am not fussed by chocolate but these savoury things are going to be the death of me if I am not careful. It is like being a secret drug addict, I go to the shop to get our dinner for the next couple of days and end up with a few of these things. When I get home I cook them and hide the box so that my husband doesn't see. Not sure why I do that, obviosly feel that he should share in my bounty (he can't though, they're mine, all mine):msncrazy:
Do I need help?

gooner 14.11.2007 10:48

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Why don't you be open and honest with your hubby. He may be a secret feeder. :eek:

Zug bound 14.11.2007 11:09

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
He is certainly not one of those, where do you get stuff like that from?. It reminds me of a tribe I saw in Africa on national Geographic where the young girls who are betrothed stay in a hut and drink gallons of (I think) camels milk. High in calories for the fuller figure. The plumper (or obeser) a woman is, the greater her bride price. My obesity is purely down to beer and snacks.:msncool:

gooner 14.11.2007 11:11

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
I'm not a feeder... just an ex pastry chef who likes a a bit of meat on the bone. There's just more woman. :msnblush:

Zug bound 14.11.2007 11:18

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Luckily for me, Mr Zugbound tells me he likes a larger lady. He was less pleased when the 7kg disappeared largely from my chesticles;)

gooner 14.11.2007 11:19

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
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Originally Posted by Zug bound (Post 132373)
Luckily for me, Mr Zugbound tells me he likes a larger lady. He was less pleased when the 7kg disappeared largely from my chesticles;)

Yup, the chestnuts are the first to go :(

Zug bound 14.11.2007 11:24

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
I haven't heard that expression for years. A friend of ours calls his wifes bosom her top bollocks! Can I use that word?:msnblush:

gooner 14.11.2007 11:25

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zug bound (Post 132381)
I haven't heard that expression for years. A friend of ours calls his wifes bosom her top bollocks! Can I use that word?:msnblush:

:) With pleasure! It's standard English.

Zug bound 14.11.2007 11:41

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Right, I need to do some housework, I've just burned my top lip on a saucy little number that was so hot from the oven the cheese topping slipped off and dangled in a rather painful way on my labia:msnblush:

gooner 14.11.2007 11:48

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zug bound (Post 132400)
Right, I need to do some housework, I've just burned my top lip on a saucy little number that was so hot from the oven the cheese topping slipped off and dangled in a rather painful way on my labia:msnblush:

I love conversations about food.

DeadLast 14.11.2007 11:49

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Posts like that are the reason for the phrase "too much information".

Zug bound 14.11.2007 11:55

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Labia = lips. I have rather fleshy labia, much better than string thin ones I think except when they get in the way of dangling cheese:msntongue:

krlock3 14.11.2007 11:58

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
:msnshock:

gooner 14.11.2007 12:00

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
:msntongue:

Flashman4 14.11.2007 12:06

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Now I have this mental image of flashy labia with cheese dangling from them!! (dunno which icon to use!!!)

Zug bound 14.11.2007 12:17

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
:pHah! Just when I'd got down and dirty with the Ajax in the bathroom, I wandered back past the computer and saw that someone had posted something else.
I think you all have rather mucky minds:msnsarcastic:. My labia are not really fleshy, rather delightfully plump and a pleasing shape, but suffering from too much exposure to cold winds (and cheese) and are in need of some moisture to reduce the flaky skin.

mimi1981 14.11.2007 12:21

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
.....and the image grows :eek:

Guest 14.11.2007 12:26

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Zug bound (Post 132424)
:pHah! Just when I'd got down and dirty with the Ajax in the bathroom, I wandered back past the computer and saw that someone had posted something else.
I think you all have rather mucky minds:msnsarcastic:. My labia are not really fleshy, rather delightfully plump and a pleasing shape, but suffering from too much exposure to cold winds (and cheese) and are in need of some moisture to reduce the flaky skin.

Cold winds? Can you not get arrested for that? :msnblush:

Zug bound 14.11.2007 12:45

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
I think you can be arrested for just about anything here, so cheesy dangles from your lips is probably a hanging offence. No?

Polorise 14.11.2007 12:46

Re: Is it just me or could you sustain life on those little apero snack things?
 
Calling all hands .... man in rowboat smothered in cheese .... :cool:


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