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Old 26.09.2012, 20:16
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I am 18. This weekend I'm going to a party full of swiss (french speaking) girls. I have lived here a while and have still not been able to get it in unfortunately. I know decent french but bad at joking in it. Any tips? what do they look for? back home being king of the party and enjoying myself seems to work.
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Really surprised nobody else picked up on this classic piece of terminology - with all it's charming implications.

If you get it in on the first date, then she's probably not the type that you really want to be getting it in with ....... or maybe .......?
(I saw it, wasn't sure if it meant what I thought it meant.. those dratted US vs wherever differences in English... or maybe it's an age thing? )

Meanwhile, if that's your aim, usually girls (sober ones anyhow) can spot that a mile away.

You may get lucky anyhow, with that "one" gal who is making a list of "did that guy from _____, guy from _____, etc etc, now I need _____ and _____ before my collection is complete!" THIS girl may be fun, but remember to keep it wrapped!

Drunk girls though... puke and sex don't mix so well.
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Old 26.09.2012, 20:23
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Re: Hooking up with young swiss girls

dont ask them if they know the elephant trick
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Old 26.09.2012, 22:31
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its hard to be myself in french though.
Well let me ask this, where are you from?
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Well let me ask this, where are you from?
Who cares ? Lets hope he goes back quickly wherever it may be
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Old 26.09.2012, 23:21
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Well that's polite of you. You don't like his other posts, but for the age 18, it seems quite on par, so when he tries to ask a genuine question, your a prick.

It does matter his angle of picking up chicks, and so I ask again, where is he from?
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Old 26.09.2012, 23:35
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Re: Hooking up with young swiss girls

And what young people are you observing? Is it the same planet I am living on...

When I lived in Zuri West, Friday and Saturday nights were a war zone of drunken young people hooking up. Here in Barcelona, it is even worse
(or better?). I grew up in the 80s (pre Aids awareness and things were pretty casual). But what I see now makes me wish I could go back again... but with everything I have learned over the last 25 yrs!. Would be like "shooting fish in a barrel!"



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IME, while young people did what they did and will do what they do, there was a certain amount of "circumspection" or social protocol observed. Usually the ones who were crass and boorish were also the ones leaving alone.

Also, don't think of the language/cultural thing as entirely a disadvantage. Because you come from somewhere else, this is something that can make you interesting to other people. Share things about where you are from, but remember to ask at least as many (if not more) questions as you answer, because this makes the other person feel interesting to you.
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Mighty nice of you Con floozed, thankyou.
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And what young people are you observing? Is it the same planet I am living on...

When I lived in Zuri West, Friday and Saturday nights were a war zone of drunken young people hooking up. Here in Barcelona, it is even worse
(or better?). I grew up in the 80s (pre Aids awareness and things were pretty casual). But what I see now makes me wish I could go back again... but with everything I have learned over the last 25 yrs!. Would be like "shooting fish in a barrel!"

I was in the US, where all was fair in love & war except you didn't get very far by just blurting it out- "Hey, Baby. Wanna f-?". Guys were expected to at least make some conversation and perhaps provide a drink. From there things just happened or didn't.
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Old 27.09.2012, 11:55
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Re: Hooking up with young swiss girls

The direct approach is the best way to go:

-"Grab yer coat, luv - you've pulled"

followed by Australian romantic foreplay:

-"Brace yerself, Sheila".
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You spelled it wrong, that's ok though
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Old 27.09.2012, 12:12
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Hi,
I am 18. This weekend I'm going to a party full of swiss (french speaking) girls. I have lived here a while and have still not been able to get it in unfortunately. I know decent french but bad at joking in it. Any tips? what do they look for? back home being king of the party and enjoying myself seems to work.
I just assumed he mistakenly typed "get it in" rather than "get it on."

OP should definitely karaoke Marvin Gaye at the party.

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Re: Hooking up with young swiss girls

USA. stop tearing my post apart people stop being so cruel. you don't need to be a forum professional. you know what I'm asking so if your going to answer please be of constructive help. What do the swiss girls look for? i would rather be different, ex. i dress colorfully. rather than like every other cologne wearing guy in black and white.
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Old 27.09.2012, 14:27
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USA. stop tearing my post apart people stop being so cruel. you don't need to be a forum professional. you know what I'm asking so if your going to answer please be of constructive help. What do the swiss girls look for? i would rather be different, ex. i dress colorfully. rather than like every other cologne wearing guy in black and white.
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Old 27.09.2012, 21:22
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Re: Hooking up with young swiss girls

On a serious note (not that I consider myself infamous for) tonight is the ESF party at Hoenggerberg.

Essentially the first year intro party at ETH. Very big party (for nerd-ETHers and generally speaking). Here you will find many young nubile Swiss women letting lose and partying hard for one night. For many of which, the only crazy party of the year as they are focused on education and their future, or whatever goes on at ETH.

Having been 18 myself many moons ago, from what I gather, this is what you're looking for.
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Is it just me who when reading the title, I have a bad feeling going down my spinal on the young Swiss girls part of the title?

It seems like an old pervert looking for little girls.
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Old 28.09.2012, 01:04
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USA. stop tearing my post apart people stop being so cruel. you don't need to be a forum professional. you know what I'm asking so if your going to answer please be of constructive help. What do the swiss girls look for? i would rather be different, ex. i dress colorfully. rather than like every other cologne wearing guy in black and white.
Wheb you say dressing colorfully, does that =Metro Sexual? Only East Germans think that works; and I have yet to see that work. Cologne isn't always a bad thing. Except if your BO is like honey to the flies. Give me a pm if you want actual, useful, info.

And for Nil, let's say he is 65. It did say he was looking for 18 year olds. What makes him a pervert?
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Old 28.09.2012, 05:35
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please be of constructive help. What do the swiss girls look for? i would rather be different
I very much doubt any of the regulars here have any experience with young swiss girls (other than in their wet dreams ), many of them are probably very envious of the position you are in...
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Old 28.09.2012, 08:42
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I very much doubt any of the regulars here have any experience with young swiss girls (other than in their wet dreams ), many of them are probably very envious of the position you are in...
Nah, 18yo girls really have never been my thing.
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USA. stop tearing my post apart people stop being so cruel. you don't need to be a forum professional. you know what I'm asking so if your going to answer please be of constructive help. What do the swiss girls look for? i would rather be different, ex. i dress colorfully. rather than like every other cologne wearing guy in black and white.
Be yourself. And if you don't like yourself, then change.

Otherwise, google "Ways to attract a woman".
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Old 28.09.2012, 09:37
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I very much doubt any of the regulars here have any experience with young swiss girls
On the contrary, I have PLENTY of experience with young Swiss girls!

They are in and out of my home often.

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