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Old 22.11.2012, 15:29
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Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

It really upsets me, it's not so much the smell but rather the sound than upsets me.

I hate it so much, I may leave the country.

Do you agree?
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Old 22.11.2012, 15:31
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Old 22.11.2012, 15:34
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It really upsets me, it's not so much the smell but rather the sound than upsets me.

I hate it so much, I may leave the country.

Do you agree?
Agree about the sound or about you leaving the country?
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

Are you reading my mind? I was going to create the exact same thread
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

WHat about covering the noise by blowing your nose at the same time?
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Old 22.11.2012, 15:38
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WHat about covering the noise by blowing your nose at the same time?
that would upset AussieSwiss, don't want to do that..!!
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Old 22.11.2012, 15:38
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

Farting, blowing your nose and coughing without covering your mouth, all that at the same time, that's a bit too much, even for a Swiss!
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It really upsets me, it's not so much the smell but rather the sound than upsets me.

I hate it so much, I may leave the country.

Do you agree?

Thanks for the giggle today. Funny
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Old 22.11.2012, 15:42
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Farting, blowing your nose and coughing without covering your mouth, all that at the same time, that's a bit too much, even for a Swiss!
It may lead to a shart
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Old 22.11.2012, 15:50
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Farting, blowing your nose and coughing without covering your mouth, all that at the same time, that's a bit too much, even for a Swiss!
I had a dose of gastro at the weekend and I was doing just this. Just with more substance.
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Old 22.11.2012, 15:59
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I had a dose of gastro at the weekend and I was doing just this. Just with more substance.
Congrats, you're Swiss now.
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Old 22.11.2012, 16:18
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

What's next, belching?

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Old 22.11.2012, 16:23
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I hear it's all caused by their vegan diet.
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Old 22.11.2012, 16:29
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

Why don't you report the farters to the mods.
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Old 22.11.2012, 16:30
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

Better out than in, like my grandmum uses to say.
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Old 22.11.2012, 16:32
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

I've just farted my skis, quietly and not with my bum. Is that OK?
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Old 22.11.2012, 16:32
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

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I hear it's all caused by their vegan diet.
Clearly not, as I am a GREAT farter, and certainly no vegan!

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Old 22.11.2012, 16:34
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Re: Swiss farting really loud? From their bums!

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Depends. Did you sneeze on them too?
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Old 22.11.2012, 16:46
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Clearly not, as I am a GREAT farter, and certainly no vegan!

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But you're not Swiss!
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Old 22.11.2012, 16:56
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But you're not Swiss!
Ummm, yes I am, actually.

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