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Old 05.12.2012, 13:17
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A funny thing happened at the Casino with my mate Kerry Packer.....

Many years ago I was at the casino in Baden gambling just a fraction of my many millions against my best mate the legendary Kerry Packer.

This half Swiss half Texan cattle farmer come oil magnate was drunk and was annoying me so I told him to shut up. Kerry Packer told me I should be more polite as I am an Englishman, so he told the half Swiss half Texan to shut the f**k up.

The Swiss side of the half Swiss half Texan was embarrassed at making so much noise after 10pm, but the drunk Texan side of the half Swiss half Texan cattle oil man rose to the bait and declared to my best mate Packer (who he clearly didn't know) that he was worth 550 million francs (or was it dollars, now even I'm confused).

Packer, who was my best mate and who I used to cook cheese omelettes for twice a day on my own private jet, together with all of his other multi million dollar cheese loving friends told him "I'll toss you for it".

The Swiss side of the half Swiss half Texan wanted to run a mile, but the drunk Texan side of the half Swiss half Texan cattle oil man accepted. Packer tossed and lost but really coolly said "Double or Quits"... and this time he won.

This is a true story and all of the reports about the different versions here are all wrong. I was there and even my best mate Packer could not remember the actual true story. But I can, so I thought I'd finally let the world know the truth.

And if there are any EF members who were also there on that fateful night, I am sure you will be happy to confirm my version of events.

Thank you.
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Old 05.12.2012, 13:28
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Re: A funny thing happened at the Casino with my mate Kerry Packer.....

Been sniffing the stilton again GG?
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Old 05.12.2012, 13:48
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Packer, who was my best mate and who I used to cook cheese omelettes for twice a day on my own private jet, together with all of his other multi million dollar cheese loving friends told him "I'll toss you for it".
Vegan cheese?
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Old 05.12.2012, 13:51
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Re: A funny thing happened at the Casino with my mate Kerry Packer.....

My Uncle Bertrand confirms that he was there, and that those cheese and pineapple stick things were absolutely delicious and can you do some for the Christmas party he's organising for the Swedish Nurses' Association next week?
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Old 05.12.2012, 14:08
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My Uncle Bertrand confirms that he was there, and that those cheese and pineapple stick things were absolutely delicious and can you do some for the Christmas party he's organising for the Swedish Nurses' Association next week?
I'm already catering for the Swedish Nurses Association this week and next week.

But I guess I can also supply some cheese too.

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Vegan cheese? I've never heard so much crop.
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Old 05.12.2012, 14:57
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Re: A funny thing happened at the Casino with my mate Kerry Packer.....

Vegan cheese and eggs.
I was also there, I remember that Packer was about to eat a sausage on a stick but you saved him just in time.
I also remember that I was surprised that Packer lost the first toss as it was a double-headed coin and he called it. That would've been the olive oil on his salad messing with his head.
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Old 05.12.2012, 15:11
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Many years ago I was at the casino in Baden gambling just a fraction of my many millions against my best mate the legendary Kerry Packer.

This half Swiss half Texan cattle farmer come oil magnate was drunk and was annoying me so I told him to shut up. Kerry Packer told me I should be more polite as I am an Englishman, so he told the half Swiss half Texan to shut the f**k up.

The Swiss side of the half Swiss half Texan was embarrassed at making so much noise after 10pm, but the drunk Texan side of the half Swiss half Texan cattle oil man rose to the bait and declared to my best mate Packer (who he clearly didn't know) that he was worth 550 million francs (or was it dollars, now even I'm confused).

Packer, who was my best mate and who I used to cook cheese omelettes for twice a day on my own private jet, together with all of his other multi million dollar cheese loving friends told him "I'll toss you for it".

The Swiss side of the half Swiss half Texan wanted to run a mile, but the drunk Texan side of the half Swiss half Texan cattle oil man accepted. Packer tossed and lost but really coolly said "Double or Quits"... and this time he won.

This is a true story and all of the reports about the different versions here are all wrong. I was there and even my best mate Packer could not remember the actual true story. But I can, so I thought I'd finally let the world know the truth.

And if there are any EF members who were also there on that fateful night, I am sure you will be happy to confirm my version of events.

Thank you.
I was there & moon lighting for a certain spy agency & disguised as a cocktail waitress.

I had to wear my Bunny ears in an unusual way to avoid my disguise being penetrated.

Unfortunately when I bent down to pick up the tossed coin these Bunny ears fell off exposing my assets. Consequently the casino security threw me out so I never did see which way the coin had landed.
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Old 05.12.2012, 15:17
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I was there & moon lighting for a certain spy agency & disguised as a cocktail waitress.

I had to wear my Bunny ears in an unusual way to avoid my disguise being penetrated.

Unfortunately when I bent down to pick up the tossed coin these Bunny ears fell off exposing my assets. Consequently the casino security threw me out so I never did see which way the coin had landed.
Oh, so YOU were the bunny. I remember the half Swiss half Texan cattle farmer come oil magnate trying to penetrate your disguise.

I did wonder at first what he was trying to do with that carrot.
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Old 05.12.2012, 17:22
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I was there & moon lighting for a certain spy agency & disguised as a cocktail waitress.

I had to wear my Bunny ears in an unusual way to avoid my disguise being penetrated.

Unfortunately when I bent down to pick up the tossed coin these Bunny ears fell off exposing my assets. Consequently the casino security threw me out so I never did see which way the coin had landed.
It was heads, both times.
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Old 05.12.2012, 17:39
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Re: A funny thing happened at the Casino with my mate Kerry Packer.....

I think those heated seats have addled your mind.
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Re: A funny thing happened at the Casino with my mate Kerry Packer.....

OP, do you contribute to cow enslavement?
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Yes, especially if they are well hung.
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Old 13.12.2012, 17:16
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Re: A funny thing happened at the Casino with my mate Kerry Packer.....

Ah. Right. I understand now.

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Old 13.12.2012, 17:48
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Ah. Right. I understand now.

You'd think the allusion to vegan cheese would have been enough!
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