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Old 05.12.2012, 18:39
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Poor quality sperm in France

The sperm count of French men fell by a third between 1989 and 2005, a study suggests.
The semen of more than 26,600 French men was tested in the study, reported in the journal Human Reproduction.
The number of millions of spermatozoa per millilitre fell by 32.3%, a rate of about 1.9% a year. And the percentage of normally shaped sperm fell by 33.4%.


In my opinion, this is probably happening all over the western world. We need to get healthy before we disappear.
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Old 05.12.2012, 18:41
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Re: Poor quality sperm in France

Speak for yourself, my sperm is awesome.
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Old 05.12.2012, 19:46
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Re: Poor quality sperm in France

Darwinism at it's best
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Old 05.12.2012, 19:48
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Re: Poor quality sperm in France

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In my opinion, this is probably happening all over the western world. We need to get healthy before we disappear.
Or have more sex.


Tongue Twister of the day:

French shoot schlocky sperm.
Schlocky sperm French shoot.
But if French shoot schlocky sperm
Where is the schlocky sperm French shoot?

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Old 05.12.2012, 19:54
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Re: Poor quality sperm in France

Shouldn't this be in off-topic since it isn't about Swiss semen?
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Old 05.12.2012, 19:57
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Shouldn't this be in off-topic since it isn't about Swiss semen?
It will never be about Swiss seamen - they don't have any.
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Pesticides? Less wine? Not adjusted for ethninicy?
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Old 05.12.2012, 20:41
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It will never be about Swiss seamen - they don't have any.
Oh, but they do! Surprise!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merchan...of_Switzerland



As for the quality of French sperm.... I wouldn't be surprised if lots of countries have this problem, with all the estrogen mimicking chemicals we use every day.
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As for the quality of French sperm.... I wouldn't be surprised if lots of countries have this problem, with all the estrogen mimicking chemicals we use every day.
Not to mention all the hot tub parties at JordanBarrZurich86's!

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Old 05.12.2012, 20:53
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Re: Poor quality sperm in France

Another symptom that the West is already gone:
Proliferation of asexual individuals who don't/can't reproduce.

We are living within the weak stertors of a civilization that became terminally ill decades ago.
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What? You mean we need healthy, virile immigrants to keep our countries going?!??

Well, fancy that!
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Old 05.12.2012, 21:01
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Re: Poor quality sperm in France

I think you missed an opportunity here.

I think I'd have gone with "Low Quality Sperm in Paris"



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Old 05.12.2012, 21:01
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Re: Poor quality sperm in France

Quality not quantity.

One decent sperm is all you need. Well, I don't actually need any. I was referring to the royal "you". Well, I wasn't as they're almost all inbred mutants with weird sperm. I mean the EF "you". As in you.
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Speak for yourself, my sperm is awesome.
+1.

Anyway who needs more Frenchies in the world?
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