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Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

I was just taking my cow for a short walk to McDonalds (he likes to catch up with his family) when some rabied looking foreigner ran up to it and peppersprayed my cow! He mumbled something about "mmm peppersteak" and ran off, dribbling into a puddle of parodies.
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

You forgot your cow leash, didn't you?
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

is this funny threads brother, not funny?
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I was just taking my cow for a short walk to McDonalds (he likes to catch up with his family)
are you sure it isn't a horse?
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

Enough already!
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Old 20.03.2013, 11:41
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

At the end of the day it's clear to me (as one who can't get on with cows of any size - as long as I've lived) that all cow walkers should be obliged to have their cows on a lead. When freed to run around they should be fitted with a Maulkorb or whatever these mooing preventers are called. I'd be much happier on my daily walks.

These regulations would avoid people being called mysoginists and also remove the use of pepper sprays and the insane mooing that goes on sometimes.

Fitting cows with ear tags so that they can be identified after mooing at me is pointless.
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Old 20.03.2013, 11:47
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

I think this is part of the anti-Indian trend in Switzerland. I would not walk my cow in the city anymore.
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At the end of the day it's clear to me (as one who can't get on with cows of any size - as long as I've lived) that all cow walkers should be obliged to have their cows on a lead. When freed to run around they should be fitted with a Maulkorb or whatever these mooing preventers are called. I'd be much happier on my daily walks.

These regulations would avoid people being called mysoginists and also remove the use of pepper sprays and the insane mooing that goes on sometimes.

Fitting cows with ear tags so that they can be identified after mooing at me is pointless.

But cows like to run from time to time and play with their little cow friends.. It is so unfair for them to not be allow to do so.. If you're not happy and don't get along with cows of any size, you're invited to not go to the places where the cows and cow owners like to mingle.
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

Well my pet sheep and I went camping in Wales - and she got raped

(Too far?)
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Old 20.03.2013, 11:52
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Well my pet sheep and I went camping in Wales - and she got raped

(Too far?)

I already explained myself to you and the authorities. It was the only way to push her through the fence.

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Well my pet sheep and I went camping in Wales - and she got raped

(Too far?)
Yes, Wales is too far.
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is this funny threads brother, not funny?
Ooh I like these! How many letters?
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

I hope your cow recovers from the vandalism soon...now could someone point me towards the thread that I missed...*sigh*
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

What's wrong with the Geneva Police?


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I hope your cow recovers from the vandalism soon...now could someone point me towards the thread that I missed...*sigh*
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow

I think you are all drugs addicts.
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I was just taking my cow for a short walk to McDonalds (he likes to catch up with his family) when some rabied looking foreigner ran up to it and peppersprayed my cow! He mumbled something about "mmm peppersteak" and ran off, dribbling into a puddle of parodies.
Is your cow gender-compromised?
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Is your cow gender-compromised?
No, proud transgender.
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I was just taking my cow for a short walk to McDonalds (he likes to catch up with his family) when some rabied looking foreigner ran up to it and peppersprayed my cow! He mumbled something about "mmm peppersteak" and ran off, dribbling into a puddle of parodies.

Cowbell.

Maybe if you'd belled your cow, this wouldn't have happened.
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Re: Misogynistic pet owner peppersprayed my cow



I saw this notice on a lamp post in the middle of Bern, just an idea....
The owner has lost his cow Lea. (The Swiss DO have some humour)

http://www.20min.ch/diashow/diashow.tmpl?showid=39960

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No, proud transgender.
Unbelievabull!
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