Funny: Yale applicant for banking....

Lob · #1 12.10.2006, 12:40

Aleksey Vayner made a video as he wants to become an investment banker....see also his letter to UBS.

Chortle

Uncle Max · #2 12.10.2006, 13:45

Terrifying man. Is this for real? Good Lord, there are thousands just like him here in ZH alone. What happened to them in the playground?

Lou · #3 12.10.2006, 13:58

Wow! I'll have to remember to include how much I can bench press next time I send out my CV

Lob · #4 12.10.2006, 14:12

Google his name and you find pages like this....
http://wallstfolly.typepad.com/walls...y_vayner_.html
Marv

Topped the Star Wars Kid in my book

#5 12.10.2006, 14:12

There appears to be a big gap between his perception of himself and the way others perceive him. Think Dave the Hoff.

dave

	Quote:	Uncle Max
	Terrifying man. Is this for real? Good Lord, there are thousands just like him here in ZH alone. What happened* to them in the playground?*

Lob · #6 12.10.2006, 14:15

http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/Garber.pdf
His name was Garber until this moment in history

Lob · #7 12.10.2006, 14:27

This story could beat Amir Tofangsazan of "broken laptop I sold on eBay" fame?

http://amirtofangsazan.blogspot.com/
http://tofangsazan-the.blogspot.com/

Lob · #8 12.10.2006, 14:37

awesome, the whole thing he sent to UBS...

http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/vayner.pdf

#9 12.10.2006, 14:58

Power lifting and rumba dancing in the same CV ? What a guy.
dave

	Quote:	Lob Rockster
	awesome, the whole thing he sent to UBS... http://www.ivygateblog.com/images/vayner.pdf

BeastOfBodmin · #10 12.10.2006, 20:25

	Quote:	DaveA
	Power lifting and rumba dancing in the same CV ? What a guy. dave

Food thing he didn't confuse the two.

BeastOfBodmin · #11 12.10.2006, 20:26

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	Food thing he didn't confuse the two.

Curses!

s/Food/Good/

Need beer!

Lob · #12 12.10.2006, 20:30

	Quote:	BeastOfBodmin
	Curses! s/Food/Good/ Need beer!

looks like you can't wait to get edit rights

BeastOfBodmin · #13 12.10.2006, 20:39

	Quote:	Lob Rockster
	looks like you can't wait to get edit rights

Yep. Only to my own posts. For now.
Unlike you, super-handsome Lobbie

Lob · #14 12.10.2006, 20:42

	Quote:	BeastOfBodmin
	Unlike you, super-handsome Lobbie

why thank you

BeastOfBodmin · #15 12.10.2006, 21:12

	Quote:	BeastOfBodmin
	Yep. Only to my own posts. For now. Unlike you, super-handsome Lobbie

Oi! Not fair! Abuse of power, etc.

Lob · #16 12.10.2006, 21:13

	Quote:	BeastOfBodmin
	Oi! Not fair! Abuse of power, etc.

one more and you can do it

to yourself

BeastOfBodmin · #17 12.10.2006, 21:35

	Quote:	Lob Rockster
	one more and you can do it to yourself

Phew! For a horrible moment I thought I was gonna have to do some

I do like the new smilies!

Idgie · #18 12.10.2006, 23:47

Well, super-handsome Lobbie - ahem... I think you forgot something - the main thing - the crucial thing: Did he get the job?

Or is he coming right to headquarters to pursue his incredible career and share his immeasurable skills with those unfortunate ones who have not yet had the privilege of getting to know this fountain of wisdom, skills and talent? Zurich would change forever...

Idgie

Lob · #19 12.10.2006, 23:52

I'll leave it for you to either guess.....or email the lady at UBS whom he has emailed to ask

BoyD · #20 13.10.2006, 11:32

Brilliant, hope he applies to us.....